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stone face Vote score: 8289stone face

"Dad! Why can't we just get a normal satellite dish like everyone else?

23/01/19 8:03:14

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

As if the day hadn't been enough of a pain in the ass already, the aliens picked a completely random spot to drop Carl back on Earth.

23/01/19 9:00:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Jack Balance

23/01/19 8:11:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4565Stu Dent

Ok Is it a Book or a Film

23/01/19 8:02:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21013John Glover

Bloody Orange, still can't get a signal.

23/01/19 12:46:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6459James Lennox

Harry Belafonte's parents were highly relieved when he took up singing.

23/01/19 9:22:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6578Vivvy En

Dave's first day as a Health & Safety Inspector was going well having found his first non-compliance. This employee was not wearing socks.

23/01/19 8:54:42

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Mr. Jones: "Let's hope that the people of the C.A. Dorney Furniture Company have managed to lay out the mattresses at the foot of this building, in a 3x3x5 pattern, at the precise coordinates I sent them..."


At the C.A. Dorney Furniture Company:

Dear Mr. Jones,
We are not a furniture company.

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. C.A Dorney Furniture III

23/01/19 8:50:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8289stone face

Since he was impaled and had an upside down spike permanently sticking out his backside.Jimbob was lucky enough to find employment as the gunsight on the towns' giant sack catapult.

23/01/19 8:14:36

 
stone face Vote score: 8289stone face

India's Space Agency put their astronaut through a test run, for the upcoming spacewalk/satellite repair mission.

23/01/19 8:09:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9611Chris Keegan

Y ?

23/01/19 8:04:02

 
Molly R Vote score: 2195Molly R

The headstand was no problem, it was when they started throwing the sacks at him that it got more difficult.

23/01/19 8:01:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8888The Wolf

Trying to read last Thursday nights caption was proving a little dangerous

23/01/19 8:00:09

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Ok he's doing a head stand,but shooting that squash ball from his bum is quite impressive.

24/01/19 0:02:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6459James Lennox

For his first stunt Jose tried riding his yellow bicycle upside down.

23/01/19 18:56:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

That LIFE sign below though.

23/01/19 16:16:04

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Sergeant James did not think that the army's new semaphore replacement would ever catch on.

23/01/19 16:09:36

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Dad! it says stand bottle on head after taking not you.

23/01/19 11:50:17

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2811Scrappy Doo

Desperate to find a woman

23/01/19 11:08:28

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

The sandbags look level from here.

23/01/19 9:32:07

 
stone face Vote score: 8289stone face

Multi millionaire decides to recreate a life size replica of his favourite childhood game -Mousetrap.

23/01/19 8:46:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6578Vivvy En

"Rubbish! You didn't point your toes, you're sacked"

23/01/19 8:44:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I'm sure this is going to end in tragedy. Only Teresa May can get away with a stunt like that.''

23/01/19 8:30:07

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1233Dot Old

Charles Adam invents new stress test for his latest coffee table

23/01/19 8:29:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23174Ian Skelding

Soon to be a Celebrity Extreme Break Dancing show, everyone can't wait for Gemma Collins to participate.

23/01/19 8:16:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11115Neil Mackenzie

Pizza don’t do that.

23/01/19 8:08:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7156Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said he was levelheaded?"

23/01/19 8:06:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

He attributed his longevity to a balanced diet.

23/01/19 8:04:46

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6459James Lennox

The Smiths wanted a family photo that was something special ... It didn't end well.

23/01/19 8:02:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Oh bless him, he's beaming!"

23/01/19 8:00:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6459James Lennox

"If you could just move your crotch a little to my left ..."

23/01/19 8:00:09

 
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