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John  Glover Vote score: 19039John Glover

"Do you think daddy will come back?"
"Probably not."
"Why?"
"He can't swim."

03/02/19 12:17:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"Two happy meals, a ride on the carousel, and a romantic walk on the beach. If I don't get a snog out of this I'm giving up dating."

03/02/19 12:26:24

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3055Funny Bean

Sea urchins

03/02/19 12:00:06

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 426Barrie Bullock

On a clear day you can see raw sewage.

03/02/19 13:58:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20675Ian Skelding

"Shingle?"
"Yesh, I am."

03/02/19 12:30:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29418Tony Edwards

It wouldn't be long before their relationship was on the rocks.

03/02/19 12:26:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2746The Wolf

"Ok kids, we've got the photo. You can start pulling each other's hair out again now"

03/02/19 12:41:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

I'm so glad they cut this scene out of Jaws.

03/02/19 12:03:43

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3055Funny Bean

Buoy of her dreams

03/02/19 12:02:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 899Molly R

"One day, Sharon, when I'm very old and very rich, I'll take you to... Canvey Island."

03/02/19 12:01:36

 
Dot Old Vote score: 522Dot Old

Billy Ocean meets Sandie Shaw

03/02/19 12:00:35

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Can you be more Pacific. --stone face
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6711Mr Dome

The Weasleys loved beach holidays

03/02/19 13:31:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

Daddy said we are to stay here until we find where we buried grandad.

03/02/19 13:03:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Jack and Rose watched as the Titanic disappeared over the horizon.

03/02/19 12:00:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2091Stu Dent

Dune Buddies

03/02/19 12:00:31

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

Eddie was sure they were soul mates and Ginger didn't have the heart, or much of anything else, to tell him otherwise.

04/02/19 14:41:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"Mum's been out there for ages ... That concrete block Dad chained to her ankle must really be slowing her down."

03/02/19 21:21:03

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Ask your doctor if Drownurkidsacil is right for you.

03/02/19 15:57:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19039John Glover

"So if Mummy is over the sea a million trillion miles away, how will we get our birthday presents?"
"Amazon."
"Oh you are so clever Charles."

03/02/19 15:39:10

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

When we are older, i will take you to the uk.

03/02/19 14:46:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4197Vivvy En

"Hey, you two, give us a wave"
"Don't be silly, Daddy, we don't have a bucket"

03/02/19 14:33:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9194Neil Mackenzie

How far do you think the sea stretches to?
From here to Eternity.

03/02/19 14:22:18

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

The Sears catalog just isn't trying anymore.

03/02/19 14:15:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5736Chris Keegan

Having been told they must be serious, they spent most days waiting for their family to arrive.

03/02/19 13:50:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

"Imagine how rich we'd be if we told the world our secret Elsie."
"But it's OUR sea of rejuvenation Ernie. No one would believe we're 136 anyway."

03/02/19 13:05:03

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4679Chris Halliwell

Terry and Dune the early years.

03/02/19 13:04:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5565Greg Curtis

"Jake, when I said I wanted to see Aquaman, THIS isn't what I meant...

03/02/19 12:39:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5565Greg Curtis

"Yeah, I hear the ocean, but SHH...did YOU hear a click?......"

03/02/19 12:35:44

 
stone face Vote score: 4279stone face

"So mum got back on the ferry, because she said her and her new boyfriend Jose, were just getting us some sweets from the mainland."

03/02/19 12:31:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"Oh damn, Baywatch is on again."

03/02/19 12:18:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4296Dave Bryan

Barefoot In The Shark

03/02/19 12:16:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4296Dave Bryan

''Would you like to see my stamp album?''

''Get a lifebuoy.''

03/02/19 12:14:49

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stone face Vote score: 4279stone face

Six foot Gary, would often bury himself up to his knees to make his tiny wife feel more comfortable.

03/02/19 12:13:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"It won't take us long to get to Las Vegas. It's only a pond after all!"

03/02/19 12:07:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29418Tony Edwards

Handsel and Gretel

03/02/19 12:05:51

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3055Funny Bean

Seaside by side

03/02/19 12:04:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35977Welsh Rarebit

Remake of Blue Lagoon starring actors with dwarfism.

03/02/19 12:03:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"Yeah, well, maybe it isn't a blue lagoon, but you aren't exactly Brooke Shields either love."

03/02/19 12:01:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5736Chris Keegan

"Ahhh, look at the two of them, do you remember being like that?"
- "You mean being young?"
- "No, I mean being bloody romantic!"

03/02/19 12:01:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

Life's a beach and then you cry.

03/02/19 12:01:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35977Welsh Rarebit

"Boo hoo" Lagoon

03/02/19 12:00:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2746The Wolf

"Just pretend that we're getting on and Mummy will never know we've been playing with superglue"

03/02/19 12:00:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 522Dot Old

Little boy: "Nice to meet you."
Little girl: "Nice to meet you too."
Little boy: "What's your name?"
Little girl: "Chloe."
Little boy: "Hey, did you know this place is named after me?"
Little girl: "No, what's your name then?"
Little boy: "Chris Beach."
...and from that day on they were friends forever.

03/02/19 12:00:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2091Stu Dent

Beach Babe's

03/02/19 12:00:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2746The Wolf

Boy, Sea and Marlene

03/02/19 12:00:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35977Welsh Rarebit

♪ "Oh we do like to pee beside the seaside.." ♪

03/02/19 12:00:07

 
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