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Dave Bryan Vote score: 6182Dave Bryan

North Pole dancer

03/11/19 8:05:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9565Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry love, but I'm a bit of a fairy."

03/11/19 8:09:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6182Dave Bryan

''Make up your mind. Are you going to help that old fart wrap up the presents or would you prefer a blow job?''

03/11/19 8:03:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13448Dan Nicholls

Wow. Two red noses. Rudolph will be jealous.

03/11/19 9:14:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3265Karyn Harrison

Ho Ho Ho

03/11/19 8:01:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13448Dan Nicholls

And to think, Santa only gets to come down a chimney.

03/11/19 9:14:48

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Molly R Vote score: 1196Molly R

My mummy warned me about ladies like you, Mrs Robinson.

03/11/19 8:02:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

Sex Toy Story.

03/11/19 10:10:49

 
sarah solway Vote score: 64sarah solway

"Uh oh, another one for Santas' naughty list"

03/11/19 9:01:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"I LOVE it when Santa comes..."

03/11/19 11:55:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5774Glyn Evans

"Hand over the money - I said there'd be a Christmas related caption picture before December."

03/11/19 9:40:30

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

Lapland isn't what I thought it was, it's much better.

03/11/19 8:21:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6182Dave Bryan

''What about Ken?''

''Ken who?''

03/11/19 8:10:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

The Elf On The MILF.

03/11/19 10:03:34

 
stone face Vote score: 5966stone face

"I told you, when you left the channel on, that the kids had been watching Babestation."

03/11/19 9:30:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37700Welsh Rarebit

"So you must be the new Lapland dancer?"

03/11/19 8:00:27

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 46Eddy Griffits

She's smokin' and it's good for her elf.

03/11/19 20:29:20

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 129Jack Joyce

XXX Toy story a parody staring Little Boob-Peep and Woody

03/11/19 19:55:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1354Scrijjy Doo

Claus Barbie

03/11/19 17:31:55

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 848Carey Sutton

Jack came in a box for Christmas

03/11/19 17:30:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9583Neil Mackenzie

How much for a kitchen roll?

03/11/19 16:21:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2403Crunchy Chords

Buddy always enjoys a rousing Carol.

03/11/19 15:47:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2403Crunchy Chords

Morris, glancing

03/11/19 15:40:41

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3983Lucky Elperro

In the search to get his precious back, Gollum sported a wig and learned new skills.

03/11/19 13:33:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5233Stephen Bean

"Would you like me to jingle your balls?"

03/11/19 11:33:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

♪ Happy birthday, Mr Alabaster Snowball... ♪

03/11/19 10:06:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7811Mr Dome

Santa's Little Grotty

03/11/19 9:36:18

 
stone face Vote score: 5966stone face

"Stay there Barbie, I'll just go get santa. He needs help emptying his sack."

03/11/19 9:28:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13448Dan Nicholls

Behind that paper, he's pleasuring his 'elf.

03/11/19 9:13:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30270Tony Edwards

Privates dancer

03/11/19 8:56:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 1196Molly R

"Boris, you look interested in my dancing pole"

03/11/19 8:37:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6182Dave Bryan

''You should be wrapped up and packed away by now. Why are you flaunting yourself in front of me?''

''I've been drinking outside the box.''

03/11/19 8:23:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7284Chris Keegan

"Darling, you know how Samantha likes to create little scenes with her toys? ...I think it maybe time to switch on the adult settings on the TV"

03/11/19 8:16:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5233Stephen Bean

Rudebarb

03/11/19 8:03:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2799Stu Dent

Noddy in joy-land

03/11/19 8:02:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3265Karyn Harrison

Festive frolics

03/11/19 8:02:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7284Chris Keegan

Randy Andy's in pole position

03/11/19 8:00:16

 
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