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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9985Stephen Bean

"How did you get over?"

"I volted."

04/11/19 8:24:58

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"He'll fry if he tries to jump back.""How revolting." --Crunchy Chords
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14927Dan Nicholls

"Right boys, quick, I've only got 5 minutes. Who needs phones, who needs drugs?"

04/11/19 8:12:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9615Dave Bryan

''Sorry, I can't read.''

''Watt!''

04/11/19 8:27:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9624Mr Dome

Even goats hate gingers

04/11/19 8:43:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11983Vanessa the Guesser

"Anyway, my Mum says I'm going to Eton."
"No- going to be eaten."

04/11/19 8:20:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9985Stephen Bean

The others stayed at ohm.

04/11/19 8:18:13

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To say that shows impedence --Mr Dome
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

He was discharged later that day.

04/11/19 8:12:18

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 46Eddy Griffits

When it came to caprine escapology, Roger,pictured here on the left, was generally considered to be the G.O.A.T.

04/11/19 9:48:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3975Stu Dent

baaarricade

04/11/19 8:27:14

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 46Eddy Griffits

Defence?It doesn't half get my goat when it just switches off!

04/11/19 8:35:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

Bleating the system.

04/11/19 8:13:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10672Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know what shocked me most? Touching the electric fence or meeting a talking goat.

04/11/19 8:08:42

 
stone face Vote score: 7634stone face

Donald Trump elaborates a photo of his new border wall, with his good old Sharpie pen.

04/11/19 8:03:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6713Hercules Rockefeller

"This wouldn't be a problem if we were in an Amish community."

04/11/19 8:02:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11983Vanessa the Guesser

"You'll still get a job delivering parcels for Yodel."

04/11/19 8:00:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9985Stephen Bean

Billiterate

04/11/19 8:00:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Kidlexic?

04/11/19 8:00:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1466Willie Johnson

"Sorry I can't read"
Always the joker, Billy the goat told him it says "climb the fence slowly".

04/11/19 21:39:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1466Willie Johnson

"Ohm my gosh. I want to get back over but there's too much resistance."

04/11/19 21:36:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2253Scrijjy Doo

The Sly Fence of The Lambs

04/11/19 19:03:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 951Sam Cass

We've also baked a nice cake to welcome the West Indians to the neighbourhood.

04/11/19 13:42:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2253Scrijjy Doo

But I can write quite well.

04/11/19 12:04:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9615Dave Bryan

''No wonder my electric Billy keeps going up,'' said Farmer Dan.

04/11/19 8:16:16

 
stone face Vote score: 7634stone face

"It says- 'Stay there and you'll be safe from wolves. Unlike anyone on the otherside of the fence.'
God, you're so lucky. When the wolves come tonight to take one of us. It certainly ain't gonna be you, kid."

04/11/19 8:09:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Shocking sign

04/11/19 8:09:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4594Karyn Harrison

He's for the high jump.

04/11/19 8:08:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11983Vanessa the Guesser

"I've been concentrating more on maths. Shepherd's Pi."

04/11/19 8:05:09

 
stone face Vote score: 7634stone face

Some of these captions are so capricorny..

04/11/19 8:04:40

 
stone face Vote score: 7634stone face

"Sorry I can't read."

"Don't worry. Don't be so gruff on yourself."

04/11/19 8:02:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9985Stephen Bean

Nanny statement

04/11/19 8:01:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Silly the Kid

04/11/19 8:01:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9615Dave Bryan

''You can't read. That's shocking.''

04/11/19 8:00:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8844Chris Keegan

And your captions are pretty shocking.

04/11/19 8:00:18

 
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