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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Male customer: "Can I leave a deposit on this dress?"

16/09/18 19:29:51

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C CaMel Vote score: 6456C CaMel

The Lewinsky Collection

16/09/18 19:22:42

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Caution: Wet Floor

16/09/18 19:07:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13613Vanessa the Guesser

Shop till you droop

16/09/18 19:07:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

That's Mary, the shop manager. There's something about her.

16/09/18 19:33:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6259Greg Curtis

"Look at this pearl necklace!"

16/09/18 19:18:37

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 2277Molly Romanov

I'm so glad I came!

16/09/18 19:00:17

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

"Why not splash out on some new clothes?"

16/09/18 19:05:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13613Vanessa the Guesser

Victoria's Secretion

16/09/18 19:10:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

For women with spunk.

16/09/18 19:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Wank-holiday Sale now on

16/09/18 19:09:25

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 714Generic RedHead

First cum, first served.

17/09/18 19:29:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9893Chris Keegan

There all seconds, with Marks from Spencer.

16/09/18 21:33:53

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11726Smuldo

"This is a real sWANKy shop..."

16/09/18 21:08:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7138Glyn Evans

TK Climaxx

16/09/18 20:22:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23351Ian Skelding

Jill was laughing all the way to the bank.

16/09/18 19:56:12

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Apparently they had David Seaman at the launch

16/09/18 19:19:23

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Looking for spermanent staff

16/09/18 19:05:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5184Karyn Harrison

The place to go for a seminal outfit.

16/09/18 19:05:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11216Neil Mackenzie

Can I use my Egg card?

17/09/18 22:23:18

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

Clothes Onan would enjoy ownin'.

17/09/18 16:50:41

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Is it the Paris branch?
No the front of that has Franck letters.

16/09/18 22:12:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15401Dan Nicholls

This time, she was going all out to suck seed.

16/09/18 21:59:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6456C CaMel

Miles Davis' South African Boutique

16/09/18 21:54:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Would you like a jizz bag mam

16/09/18 21:20:46

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

What tosser came up with that

16/09/18 21:19:58

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6456C CaMel

Outlet Shopping

16/09/18 20:58:04

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

Furious locals complained and demanded a mass debate .

16/09/18 20:33:01

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

Would you like that wrapped??
No thanks,just put it in the freezer for now

16/09/18 20:28:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10535Mr Dome

Perfect for those summer balls

16/09/18 20:16:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6456C CaMel

'Can I see this in the ultraviolet?'

16/09/18 20:13:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6456C CaMel

Sample sizes only.

16/09/18 20:12:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Previously known as 'Ron Jeremy's'.

16/09/18 20:09:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Sale now on, 50% toss off.

16/09/18 19:46:56

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Their in-store radio is just 10 cc.

16/09/18 19:43:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5184Karyn Harrison

Don't come alone. Bring your partner.

16/09/18 19:35:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32885Tony Edwards

Ann Cummers

16/09/18 19:35:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9893Chris Keegan

Having found her damp knickers in the laundry basket there was me thinking she was having an affair. Then she told me where she bought her underwear. How silly am I!

16/09/18 19:33:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32885Tony Edwards

This woman laughed her head off when she saw the sign.

16/09/18 19:27:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5184Karyn Harrison

Satisfaction guaranteed.

16/09/18 19:27:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7238Hercules Rockefeller

"So, this is Jizzelle's new store?"

16/09/18 19:25:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9893Chris Keegan

It's a women's fashion store, however we often see men.

16/09/18 19:25:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Where the big knobs treat their girlfriends.

16/09/18 19:16:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6259Greg Curtis

"The owners have gone over the edge."

16/09/18 19:15:23

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Not second hand.

16/09/18 19:15:12

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Come early and be disappointed.

16/09/18 19:12:28

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Karen took pride in her work.

16/09/18 19:09:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

They're an offshoot of Littlewoods.

16/09/18 19:09:36

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

10% off anything stained

16/09/18 19:04:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"I'm going for an interview tomorrow and I need an outfit that will pull it off."

16/09/18 19:03:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11216Neil Mackenzie

Suits well developed ladies and sticky ladies.

16/09/18 19:01:57

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Up and coming.

16/09/18 19:01:27

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

If you order online, it comes in a jiffy.

16/09/18 19:01:13

 
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