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Vivvy En Vote score: 6130Vivvy En

One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 8:23:17

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Farmchair

01/09/18 8:19:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Sowfa

01/09/18 8:00:08

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1846Molly Romanov

Oh, stop hogging the sofa!

01/09/18 8:00:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22418Ian Skelding

The other part of the suite is a Cowch.

01/09/18 9:57:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Sty-lish

01/09/18 9:27:35

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5135Chris Halliwell

It should go well with a couple of Couch potatoes.

01/09/18 9:08:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Happy as a piggin' sit.

01/09/18 8:16:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12474Vanessa the Guesser

Comes with 2 matching cochons.

01/09/18 8:01:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4773Karyn Harrison

House swine

01/09/18 8:32:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10208Dave Bryan

''Could you remove that sofa, darling? Our house is becoming like a pig sty.''

01/09/18 8:11:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I think it could do with a bit more stuffing.

01/09/18 18:53:18

 
stone face Vote score: 7755stone face

"Someone's been selling porkies."

01/09/18 9:14:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Hamchair

01/09/18 8:00:14

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

Finally, a sofa where it makes sense to put coins down the back.

02/09/18 12:38:05

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

That's not funny...says the vegan

06/09/18 17:12:13

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

The captioneers outside looked from pig to seat, and from seat to pig, and from pig to seat again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

[Nod to Orwell]

02/09/18 14:38:33

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

Revealed: where David Cameron goes to put his trotters up.

[Nod to Sat 16:57:53]

02/09/18 12:36:11

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Let's have a butcher's at this new chair you've bought."

01/09/18 21:49:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Come on kids, before you get screen time, you've got to sit down and do your hamwork."

01/09/18 21:44:14

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Perfect for Netflix and swill.

01/09/18 21:35:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Looks like David Cameron's lost his seat.

01/09/18 21:34:25

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Penny took the hint and finally cleared all her shit off the floor.

01/09/18 21:33:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Perfect for that Boston butt

01/09/18 20:41:09

 
Sir Alan Sir Alan

Just got this from P(ig)FS

01/09/18 19:23:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Del Trotter's chair.

01/09/18 16:57:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"Where do you want the new sofa to go mum?"
"Oh. Just put it on the old spot."

01/09/18 14:22:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Pig is a blanket.

01/09/18 12:17:38

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Pooh's new sofa and the betrayal of Piglet.

01/09/18 12:16:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Crackling sofa, Gromit."

01/09/18 11:46:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23167Michael Winner

"Do you have this in Kosher?"

01/09/18 11:26:50

 
Tina Jay Vote score: 51Tina Jay

'Will you get up off that sofa Jim, you'll end up with a potbelly'

01/09/18 11:02:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

When you've finished pigging out on the sofa, make sure you put your litter in the bin.

01/09/18 10:53:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22418Ian Skelding

Breeds furniture and Bred Centre

01/09/18 9:32:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10785Neil Mackenzie

Where did you get that from?
The Furniture Chop.

01/09/18 9:00:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32055Tony Edwards

Homes Under the Ham-mer

01/09/18 8:40:27

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy ate an armchair
This little piggy had none
This little piggy said "I'm out of here before he passes that armchair"

01/09/18 8:30:58

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

You Buy One you get Twelve free

01/09/18 8:29:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32055Tony Edwards

For the male chauvinist pig of the family.

01/09/18 8:19:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12474Vanessa the Guesser

Guaranteed to give you a lardon

01/09/18 8:18:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Does it come with one of those sausage draft excluders?

01/09/18 8:18:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6697Glyn Evans

"Rest your loins."

01/09/18 8:17:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Buy from Sofa King. Sty now, pay later. It's Sofa King cheap!

01/09/18 8:17:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10208Dave Bryan

Photopig

01/09/18 8:16:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6130Vivvy En

Bet that cost a guinea or two

01/09/18 8:09:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10208Dave Bryan

Boared

01/09/18 8:05:50

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

Look at this Tommy,its a Piggin Chair

01/09/18 8:01:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4773Karyn Harrison

Snout like a good armchair.

01/09/18 8:00:36

 
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