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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Pavlava

04/09/18 19:32:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

"Looks like mum did go to Iceland"

04/09/18 19:24:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9561Chris Keegan

Darling, when the plumber came over this afternoon, is there any chance you became distracted by something??

04/09/18 19:35:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

Baklava.

04/09/18 19:53:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

Fusion Cuisine

04/09/18 19:41:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"You know, I think it might have been a misprint when it said cook at 1200 degrees C."

04/09/18 19:00:31

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5228Chris Halliwell

What's for tea Mum?

Spaghetti Carbonara!

04/09/18 19:17:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"What's for supper?"
"Lavabread."

04/09/18 19:00:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

McDonald's Apple Pie Filling

04/09/18 19:46:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Put some more slack on it and try and keep it going till tomorrow morning.''

04/09/18 21:57:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

My wife's a cordon bleu chef whereas I'm more sacre bleu.

04/09/18 21:15:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

"Er... it'll be alright with a bit of custard."

04/09/18 20:02:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

"Just doing your mum's bedtime drink love."

04/09/18 19:27:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

"Oh, sorry love, I've already eaten."

04/09/18 19:26:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

"He said he wanted it well done, right?"

04/09/18 19:08:13

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

The new pan that mum bought him to take to uni was ruined on it's first outing.

04/09/18 19:04:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Hell's Kitchen

04/09/18 19:00:15

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Who wants to lick the pan kids?

04/09/18 19:00:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"That's the salad ready Dear".

05/09/18 17:26:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Glowing goulash.

05/09/18 16:02:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Hawaiian leftovers.

05/09/18 15:43:07

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 705Generic RedHead

I'm not letting Heston Blumenthal into my kitchen ever again

05/09/18 14:31:05

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 623Barrie Bullock

I think that the creme is bruleed too much

05/09/18 12:18:25

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

I wanted warm malted milk!

05/09/18 10:08:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

Magmachef

05/09/18 6:29:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"...on second thought, maybe it said 300 FAHRENHEIT."

04/09/18 22:28:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

Pompeii Pasta, new from Dolmio.

04/09/18 22:17:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"What do you think, Greg?"
"Lava-ly!"

04/09/18 22:04:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

Dalektable

04/09/18 22:01:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"You're late. Your dinners gone coaled."

04/09/18 21:39:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11103Neil Mackenzie

I told you to use Currants and not those Flame Raisins.

04/09/18 21:32:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Pot: "That will teach me to call the kettle black."

04/09/18 21:10:31

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

I believe I've truely reached the core of the culinary arts

04/09/18 20:33:26

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

I think you might need to leave that to cool a little before tasting for seasoning.

04/09/18 20:19:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

"Oh no, looks like all the blackbirds escaped."

04/09/18 20:04:48

 
stone face Vote score: 8261stone face

"Hey love! I think that cauliflower cheese is done."

04/09/18 19:54:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

"What are you complaining about? the customer said that he wanted it meatier right?"

04/09/18 19:52:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

"Osama, Adolf, Idi, Myra, would you like some more?"

04/09/18 19:48:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

Star Baker

04/09/18 19:41:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5097Karyn Harrison

"I think it needs some Volvic."

04/09/18 19:24:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

If Frodo had YouTube.

04/09/18 19:23:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

“Its firefighter Jones making grub tonight ...... don’t worry, Smith is already on it, he’s in the queue at Asda .......”

04/09/18 19:18:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

🎵 Lava's like a butterfly 🎵

04/09/18 19:17:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

"and finally pour the mixture evenly to make an ash tray bake."

04/09/18 19:17:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

"Alfred!"

04/09/18 19:16:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

As seen on Dragons Den

04/09/18 19:15:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

A recipe for disaster lovers: Jamie Oliver's Punchy Jerk Lava.

04/09/18 19:14:53

 
Tina Jay Vote score: 51Tina Jay

Cooking is such a pallava!

04/09/18 19:13:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Cinder toffee

04/09/18 19:12:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

“Because nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!”

04/09/18 19:06:16

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Not for consumption,
aluminium cookware may be harmful.

04/09/18 19:05:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9561Chris Keegan

Oh you are a one! You and your money saving schemes...it's going to take you ages to cremate your mum like that!

04/09/18 19:02:08

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Laverbread is very healthy....maybe !

04/09/18 19:01:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Molten rock cakes

04/09/18 19:01:35

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Mum’s new curry had us all panting.

04/09/18 19:01:03

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

“Are you sure that’s how you cook laverbread?”

04/09/18 19:00:08

 
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