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"Hey son, after what Ive just been eating, you dont want to be standing there for long."
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John  Glover Vote score: 20701John Glover

"Hey son, after what I've just been eating, you don't want to be standing there for long."

29/06/20 12:31:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9930Mr Dome

The battle of Little Bighorn

29/06/20 19:36:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2476Scrijjy Doo

Screw you. We're big boned.

29/06/20 16:36:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2089Rachel P

"Unicorns are real!"

29/06/20 8:31:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10838Neil Mackenzie

He wondered how his Dad could have fancied his Mum when she looked like the back of a bus? Later he found out no one makes glasses for Rhinos.

29/06/20 8:31:45

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The back of a bus would never be that muscular. --Willie Johnson
alexandra ball Vote score: 559alexandra ball

Mini Me

29/06/20 14:15:31

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Ma?....yes love.
Why is my horn so small?
Err sadly because you take after your Dad love.

29/06/20 11:17:52

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Dad look at those two Rhino's, they're grunting at each other, are they having a row?
NO son they're not having a row, its your Uncle Bob & Aunt Jenny trying for a calf again.

29/06/20 9:19:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10812Stephen Bean

"We're out standing in our field."

29/06/20 8:09:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10812Stephen Bean

Just when Paul thought his team could start playing again, two players test positive for rhino virus.

29/06/20 8:02:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10812Stephen Bean

Paul Vause denies rumours he's been poaching football players for his local team.

29/06/20 8:00:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 597Al Overy

Like most youngsters, little Ronny refused to eat his greens.

30/06/20 7:27:08

 
stone face Vote score: 7779stone face

It's ok. You can all make your snide little jokes.
Rhino Neal can take it. He's very thick skinned.

29/06/20 11:12:39

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Dad...am I a small Unicorn?
Not unless you're feeling a little hoarse son no.

29/06/20 11:06:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10812Stephen Bean

"I hope they don't make a Messi of the pitch."

29/06/20 10:48:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5753C CaMel

"Who you calling endangered?"

29/06/20 10:42:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 17077Mark England

"Bloody hell Junior. The state of your face. Have you been eating your own shit again?"

29/06/20 10:41:37

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1699Mark Wilson

Dave was starting to suspect these puppies he bought during lockdown weren't full pedigree Bulldogs

29/06/20 10:38:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1641Willie Johnson

"Knock knock."
"Who's there."
"Armor. Rhino."
"Armor Rhino who."
"Armor Rhino who feels well protected.

29/06/20 9:11:09

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2089Rachel P

Junior had to listen to his Dad's bullshit again

29/06/20 9:06:12

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Dad, I think I've a temperature."

"Brace yourself son."

29/06/20 8:43:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10405Dave Bryan

I don't think anyone could deny that Paul Vause has done more for photography than Hitler has for social work.

29/06/20 8:43:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10812Stephen Bean

"I thought they were from Brazil and could play football. Turns out they're from Rhino de Janeiro."

29/06/20 8:40:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6182Vivvy En

"If you don't stop taking photos of me I'll fetch my MUM"

29/06/20 8:39:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12559Vanessa the Guesser

"Dad, why do people shorten our name to rhino?"

"Listen son, it's not polite to talk about a sore arse."

29/06/20 8:33:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

"So you say when things return to normal people will pay to see us?"
- "That's right love, and thinking about it I should've charged your dad"

29/06/20 8:27:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10812Stephen Bean

Ronaldrinho’s brought his son to watch while he gives Paul’s team a hiding.

29/06/20 8:24:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10838Neil Mackenzie

Mum?
No
Mum?
No
Junior wished his Mum would be a RhiYesceros for once.

29/06/20 8:22:58

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Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

Horny bastards!

29/06/20 8:09:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4282Stu Dent

Rhinocer-us

29/06/20 8:01:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 1887Molly R

"Mummy, when do I start to play football?"

29/06/20 8:00:17

 
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