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Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

DORIS...DORIS...COME QUICKLY..I've fallen through the van floor!

12/07/18 11:42:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6276Greg Curtis

Sunday Driver

12/07/18 16:01:14

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Jay-Z's new venture was never going to run smoothly.

12/07/18 12:19:12

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One of his records is called 99 Problems... --Dan Nicholls
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12163Dave Bryan

''I'll have a Magnumb.''

12/07/18 11:33:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"No sales... it's freezing in here... everything is bleak misery and endless despair", the note read. He was thought to have topped himself.

12/07/18 11:27:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

"Before I went on holiday it was blazing hot!"
"You've been a wafer too long."

12/07/18 11:18:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Parky and ride.

12/07/18 11:15:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

Flake news

12/07/18 11:12:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11236Neil Mackenzie

Every one thinks this is a winter photo but it's June at Charlie Sheen's house.

13/07/18 6:23:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Grounds for divorce-soft serve.

12/07/18 20:01:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

After giving his wife the cold shoulder she gave him a new name.

12/07/18 19:58:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6540C CaMel

Goes through wall's with ease.

12/07/18 18:41:03

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

♫ Frostee the no-go van

12/07/18 18:30:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Cones not up to standard? Dial 99 and ask for Defective Inspector Frost.

12/07/18 15:24:55

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

"Mr Frostee...Mr Juan Frostee..?"
The back of the van: "¿Si?"

12/07/18 15:05:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Frigidaire Fresh

12/07/18 14:27:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I don't know about the cones but the van could do with a lick.

12/07/18 13:07:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

"The Siberian tigers have eaten the lot."
"That's nothing, you should see what a mess the lions made."

12/07/18 13:00:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It's not a new van, in fact it's a bit of a cone shaker.

12/07/18 12:44:29

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Kids always want ice cream at any time of year. I'm snowed under."

12/07/18 12:24:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21122John Glover

"The bailiffs have been dear, until you pay the outstanding council tax bill, they have impounded the van and you don't have to worry, they have frozen your assets."

12/07/18 12:06:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"I've run out of flakes."

12/07/18 12:02:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12163Dave Bryan

SATURDAYS......LOLLIES......WAFERS

12/07/18 12:00:25

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Van-illa Ice

12/07/18 11:42:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6276Greg Curtis

"Nothin' like a cool treat, on an'ice day."

12/07/18 11:35:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

Ice creamed Van

12/07/18 11:35:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12163Dave Bryan

Frostee The Snowvan

12/07/18 11:29:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Ice cream seller ran off with all the lolly

12/07/18 11:27:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Frostee on Sunday

12/07/18 11:26:43

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Mum mum....there's snowman

12/07/18 11:17:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5096Kenny Ireland

It is probably not the best time to sell an ice cream van when it is -17 degrees outside.

12/07/18 11:12:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Snow takers

12/07/18 11:08:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 17489Mark England

"Mr Frostee shakes cones?"
"Yeah, he's got Parkinson's"

12/07/18 11:05:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

Spotted the spelling error? U 2 can shout "SUNDAE, BLOODY SUNDAE!"

12/07/18 11:01:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

It's the only one that plays Chopin's Funeral March.

12/07/18 11:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I bet he serves hundreds and thousands.

12/07/18 11:00:15

 
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