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That look when you spot your wife with another man and you can’t do anything about it because you’re a statue.
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

That look when you spot your wife with another man and you can’t do anything about it because you’re a statue.

09/05/19 20:28:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19317John Glover

"Come on lads! let's help these chickens cross the road."

09/05/19 20:43:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3955Stephen Bean

One of the contestants in Pompeii's last sword fighting competition, protests when the referee calls a fowl.

09/05/19 20:20:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"Sh*t! Look at all those fire engines over there!"

09/05/19 21:07:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Charge of the Flight Brigade.

09/05/19 20:16:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6248Chris Keegan

Two weeks on, it's become clear that the protesters who super glued themselves to buildings are beginning to regret their actions.

09/05/19 20:03:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

'Why must zay always go round in circles?' thought Liberty. "MERDE, IT'S ZIS FOOKING VAY, IMBECILES."

09/05/19 21:19:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36630Welsh Rarebit

Headquarters of Feathers 4 Justice

09/05/19 20:43:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

The Monument To The Unknown Cornflake.

09/05/19 20:06:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36630Welsh Rarebit

"Medusa, you've made my cock rock hard!"

09/05/19 20:00:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2621James Lennox

"Somebody get this f*cking thing off my head!"

09/05/19 22:57:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5135Dave Bryan

''Answer my call to arms, brothers. The BBC have sacked Danny Baker.''

09/05/19 21:34:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3955Stephen Bean

It’s a little known fact that men turn to stone if they invade a hen weekend.

09/05/19 21:28:08

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

I don't WANT PPI.

09/05/19 21:20:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2621James Lennox

"Yonder KFC! ATTACK!!"

09/05/19 20:03:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3885The Wolf

"GO COMPARE"

09/05/19 20:03:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

Cockhead

09/05/19 20:01:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

Boudicca looked down on the Remainers with the same contempt, that she had looked at those who wished to remain part of the Roman Empire when she was alive.

10/05/19 19:56:51

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

"Cockus Blockus" the patron saint of jealous Ex's.

10/05/19 14:21:59

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Sometimes it's HARD to get the right words out

10/05/19 12:40:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

This is what I get for googling, "rock hard cocks."

09/05/19 23:41:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6248Chris Keegan

Walls. I scream.

09/05/19 23:16:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

"Give me 'Liberty' or give me 'Death'! Guys, seriously, I'm really not picky about which of these two creatures we deep-fry tonight."

09/05/19 23:14:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 558Dot Old

Gar-goyled 'ead

09/05/19 23:09:05

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 64Poxy Jock

Demonstration of the letter 'L' in the new mirror-image semaphore scheme.

09/05/19 22:51:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Game of Stones.

09/05/19 22:42:03

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

"Friends, Romans, Cockerel, lend me your ears!"

09/05/19 22:25:59

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Has he had normal corn flakes or crunchy nut cornflakes?

09/05/19 21:57:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6248Chris Keegan

A Spurs supporter, last seen getting stoned in Amsterdam last night.

09/05/19 21:22:34

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

Once more to the beak

09/05/19 21:11:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6248Chris Keegan

That'll be kids playing on Harry Potter's lawn again.

09/05/19 20:39:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29784Tony Edwards

Battle hardened

09/05/19 20:29:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Everyone loves a good carvery

09/05/19 20:25:46

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Ew! Damn that cock. Got cement everywhere."

09/05/19 20:19:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

"God bless Archie!"

09/05/19 20:17:19

 
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