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That look when you spot your wife with another man and you can’t do anything about it because you’re a statue.
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 958Karen Oakenfull

That look when you spot your wife with another man and you can’t do anything about it because you’re a statue.

09/05/19 19:28:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"Come on lads! let's help these chickens cross the road."

09/05/19 19:43:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6814Stephen Bean

One of the contestants in Pompeii's last sword fighting competition, protests when the referee calls a fowl.

09/05/19 19:20:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

"Sh*t! Look at all those fire engines over there!"

09/05/19 20:07:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

Charge of the Flight Brigade.

09/05/19 19:16:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

Two weeks on, it's become clear that the protesters who super glued themselves to buildings are beginning to regret their actions.

09/05/19 19:03:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5069Vivvy En

'Why must zay always go round in circles?' thought Liberty. "MERDE, IT'S ZIS FOOKING VAY, IMBECILES."

09/05/19 20:19:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

Headquarters of Feathers 4 Justice

09/05/19 19:43:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

The Monument To The Unknown Cornflake.

09/05/19 19:06:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

"Medusa, you've made my cock rock hard!"

09/05/19 19:00:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4514James Lennox

"Somebody get this f*cking thing off my head!"

09/05/19 21:57:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

''Answer my call to arms, brothers. The BBC have sacked Danny Baker.''

09/05/19 20:34:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6814Stephen Bean

It’s a little known fact that men turn to stone if they invade a hen weekend.

09/05/19 20:28:08

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

I don't WANT PPI.

09/05/19 20:20:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4514James Lennox

"Yonder KFC! ATTACK!!"

09/05/19 19:03:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5953The Wolf

"GO COMPARE"

09/05/19 19:03:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6107Glyn Evans

Cockhead

09/05/19 19:01:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9850Neil Mackenzie

Boudicca looked down on the Remainers with the same contempt, that she had looked at those who wished to remain part of the Roman Empire when she was alive.

10/05/19 18:56:51

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

"Cockus Blockus" the patron saint of jealous Ex's.

10/05/19 13:21:59

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Sometimes it's HARD to get the right words out

10/05/19 11:40:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrappy Doo

This is what I get for googling, "rock hard cocks."

09/05/19 22:41:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

Walls. I scream.

09/05/19 22:16:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"Give me 'Liberty' or give me 'Death'! Guys, seriously, I'm really not picky about which of these two creatures we deep-fry tonight."

09/05/19 22:14:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 812Dot Old

Gar-goyled 'ead

09/05/19 22:09:05

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 83Poxy Jock

Demonstration of the letter 'L' in the new mirror-image semaphore scheme.

09/05/19 21:51:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Game of Stones.

09/05/19 21:42:03

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"Friends, Romans, Cockerel, lend me your ears!"

09/05/19 21:25:59

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Has he had normal corn flakes or crunchy nut cornflakes?

09/05/19 20:57:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

A Spurs supporter, last seen getting stoned in Amsterdam last night.

09/05/19 20:22:34

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Once more to the beak

09/05/19 20:11:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

That'll be kids playing on Harry Potter's lawn again.

09/05/19 19:39:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Battle hardened

09/05/19 19:29:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

Everyone loves a good carvery

09/05/19 19:25:46

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Ew! Damn that cock. Got cement everywhere."

09/05/19 19:19:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1429larry G.

"God bless Archie!"

09/05/19 19:17:19

 
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