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"Yeah, only one problem with winning big at the fruit machines ..."
08/11/17 14:11:10
"People that wear their trousers like this infuriate me, it makes me want to give them a belt."
08/11/17 12:50:46
'Yes, everything's the same as usual. I'm just masturbating on the pavement outside the supermarket.'
08/11/17 12:14:50
"The bean madras tasted lovely, honey, but I'm having problems cooling my anus."
08/11/17 18:50:57
Saggy Trousers
08/11/17 12:59:08
This is Madness.
08/11/17 16:09:46
"No, sweetheart, that isn't a penguin. It's just a very silly grown-up who walks like one."
09/11/17 0:19:39
Yeah Man I had some silly old cow telling me to pull my jeans up, while she's there with them stupid jeans with big holes in!
08/11/17 18:33:43
"Could be ringworm?"
08/11/17 12:15:08
"You know what? Maybe YOU should be ashamed. Ashamed for not toughening your kid up. It was so easy to steal these pants off him. It was like stealing candy from a baby... No, I didn't steal candy from little Mary... OK, I did, but that's beside the point."
08/11/17 19:00:31
"Hi babe, you won't believe this but I took one of my dad's Viagra tablets and I can't get my pants up."
08/11/17 18:14:31
It’s clear the Panto season is approaching…..
08/11/17 17:12:39
I always wear these in autumn, they're my fall trousers
08/11/17 17:12:18
"Warwick, thanks bro, I'll bring your trousers back tomorrow. It was fun hanging out wit'ya."
08/11/17 13:53:57
"Girl, if you don't come out and see me now, I'm gonna piss all over your mum's favourite roses."
08/11/17 13:32:12
Police issue trousers to criminals out on parole
08/11/17 12:26:20
'Doctor Phibes? You'll never guess what my mom's done with my socks.'
08/11/17 12:25:39
"This Circuitree Trainin' you recommended is great bro'. I been doing circuits round this tree for 3 hours and lots loads o' weight!"
08/11/17 12:25:06
"Your red trousers are too small? Yeeeaaah, funny story".
08/11/17 12:13:55
Poor guy was born a dwarf but then grew out of it….
08/11/17 12:13:26
Hey, Yeah it's Fat Sam. Sorry not been in touch bro' - been doin' Slimmer's World yo
08/11/17 12:11:31
That part of the town has always had a bad reputation due to its high rate of crime. Take Tony for instance, seconds away from being attacked and having his cellphone stolen by an Ent...
08/11/17 12:10:49
Police? Yeah, someone's stolen my belt!
08/11/17 12:04:44
Hey bro, how's it hangin'?
08/11/17 12:00:55
In the 70's we had hotpants, now we have the shatpants.
08/11/17 12:00:14
That's pants, man
Jeans designed to go on Sagger holidays.
08/11/17 12:00:05
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