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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

“... little down in the mouth?”

11/02/20 13:29:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Over to Bill for a feather forecast

11/02/20 12:29:14

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"Any birds planning to fly south this weekend are advised to postpone their travel plans as Storm Dennis is waiting in the wings and many flights may be grounded." --Karyn Harrison
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

"I have a feather bill. It's similar to a hair lip."

11/02/20 17:24:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

"They must have enough of my feathers by now, eider thought."

11/02/20 12:17:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12355Stephen Bean

Superglue never stops being funny.

11/02/20 12:00:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1992Mark Wilson

If one more fly fishermen hits me I'm gonna kick off

11/02/20 19:25:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"Oh, how did the feather get there? Let just say she's one happy bird."

11/02/20 18:51:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12355Stephen Bean

"What makes you think I've been seeing another duck behind your back darling?"

11/02/20 12:01:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

Quill Bill

11/02/20 19:25:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

Bill Oddie

11/02/20 19:14:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Goodness me, you're always sticking your beak in other people's business.

11/02/20 13:42:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

Shorn Pen

11/02/20 12:32:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

"You won't get pregnant it's a feather light."

11/02/20 12:17:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

"I thought I might tickle your fancy."

11/02/20 12:15:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

♪ Duvet know it's Christmastime ♪

11/02/20 12:08:23

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"I only love you I swear, I wasn't eating any p**sy Laura"

11/02/20 12:06:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12355Stephen Bean

It's not the size of your bill that counts, it's what you do with it.

11/02/20 12:06:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

"I grew it for Movember and decided to keep it"

11/02/20 12:04:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11090Neil Mackenzie

Jemima Puddle Duck fluffed her lines.

11/02/20 12:01:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''A, a, achoo.''

''Duck!''

11/02/20 12:01:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1992Mark Wilson

Anyone got a nasal hair clipper I can borrow

13/02/20 0:17:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1992Mark Wilson

Mmm belly button fluff, my favourite

11/02/20 19:23:11

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

I see an orange wolf in sheep’s clothing. Thing is further away than it seems.

11/02/20 19:20:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6129C CaMel

Beetle experts uncover Feather Bills.

11/02/20 14:32:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6523Vivvy En

"Of course I said 'yes' when she asked if I wanted to get down and dirty."

11/02/20 13:49:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Bill was a featherweight, not Bantam

11/02/20 13:33:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7137Hercules Rockefeller

"AFLAC!"

11/02/20 13:03:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Donald is only interested in feathering his own nest.

11/02/20 12:34:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

"Can you smell duck poo?"

11/02/20 12:26:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4552Stu Dent

Looks like he been on the Charlie Drake

11/02/20 12:25:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8853The Wolf

"This stupid duck is so transfixed with those feathers, that he's failed to spot me creeping up on him with my DeWalt power drill and serrated drill bit...Sue, get the Hoisin sauce ready..."

11/02/20 12:17:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6129C CaMel

"Your disguise has failed Mr Bond, that moustache is glued on."

11/02/20 12:13:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Gumfluff

11/02/20 12:00:31

 
Molly R Vote score: 2168Molly R

Well, I picked up this bit of fluff, and decided to put her on my bill.

11/02/20 12:00:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11090Neil Mackenzie

She goes down on the Gander.

11/02/20 12:00:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Drake Sexpecktations

11/02/20 12:00:11

 
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