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Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

"You are offal, but I like you"

29/06/20 20:19:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Officer Malone, a 20 year police veteran said it was the worst thing he'd ever witnessed in that fridge .... 4 Pineapple low fat yogurts

29/06/20 20:44:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Anon briefly wondered if she'd maybe overreacted when a captioneer suggested removing the post anonymously tick box.

29/06/20 20:33:14

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They say if you have to explain a joke it ceases to be funny, but I think this explanation makes the caption even funnier. --James Lennox
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

Serial chiller

29/06/20 20:00:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm just preparing the finger buffet."

29/06/20 20:11:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"I like to keep my fridge organ-ised."

29/06/20 20:02:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

"Donor kebabs anyone?"

29/06/20 20:00:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

An arm and a Smeg.

29/06/20 20:21:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"I'm on a vegetarian diet."
"How many vegetarians have you eaten now?"

29/06/20 20:06:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"That's gross...! Awful. Raw meat should always be kept on the bottom shelf."

29/06/20 20:35:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"What's a brain doing in there?"
"It's a smart fridge."

29/06/20 20:12:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

I don't mind when my boyfriend stays the night, but I wish he'd keep his bloody hands out of my fridge.

29/06/20 20:04:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

29/06/20 21:01:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"I'm all dressed up because we're having someone for dinner"

29/06/20 20:25:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8996Chris Keegan

There are growing concerns over some of the McDonald's furlough workers have gone missing as their restaurants reopen.

29/06/20 21:34:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8996Chris Keegan

That's it. I'm finished going under cover, I froze my butt off in there but at least I got the shot.

29/06/20 20:39:30

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

Hannibal Lectors ingredients arrive for Masterchef

29/06/20 20:08:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12463Vanessa the Guesser

"Who would like foreskinless sausages?"

29/06/20 20:03:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

The Texas cold-store massacre

29/06/20 20:03:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

"I keep a spare in the fridge to remind myself I'm not just a heartless killer."

29/06/20 20:02:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

Brain freeze

29/06/20 20:01:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

The Chills Have Eyes

29/06/20 20:00:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

Cold-blooded

29/06/20 20:00:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Natural Born Chillers

29/06/20 20:00:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

She had some morals; for instance she wouldn’t bite the hand that fed her, but she would liquidise it so she could suck it through a straw.

29/06/20 22:38:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Caught red-handed.

29/06/20 20:26:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

"You've gone too far this time Heston!"

29/06/20 20:23:12

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

This new fridge cost someone an arm and a leg.

29/06/20 20:21:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, Dave, you're certainly chopped liver now."

29/06/20 20:12:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

Lecteric fridge

29/06/20 20:02:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Serial Griller

29/06/20 20:00:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

She didn’t need her handbag today, she was wearing her headbag.

29/06/20 22:40:55

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

All my food is good for the body.

29/06/20 22:36:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

I love you, hand on heart

29/06/20 21:34:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8996Chris Keegan

Note to self, eat within it's use by date.

29/06/20 21:04:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"He must be a hero, he has guts"

29/06/20 20:57:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

NHS recommences organ transplants.

29/06/20 20:54:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

"Flipping Tin man and Scarecrow. I thought they had no chance of getting the witch's broom" rued the Wizard of Oz.

29/06/20 20:48:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

These freezer bags are so handy!

29/06/20 20:43:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Don't know about that meat, but the yoghurts are handy.

29/06/20 20:32:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

He was going to invite his mates over for his first attempt at cooking and to christen his new barbecue, but he didn't have enough guts.

29/06/20 20:25:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Hand and De-liver

29/06/20 20:24:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Anon's having a party... for dismembers only.

29/06/20 20:23:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

In the cold light of Dave.

29/06/20 20:16:41

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5702Paul Reeve

“Paper bag on your head man, please let me get out of the fridge.”

29/06/20 20:12:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

"Cadaver heart please?"

29/06/20 20:11:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

🎵 Once, more, you ohhhpen the door...
And my heart will go onnn, Anon 🎵

29/06/20 20:02:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

The Ku Klux, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

29/06/20 20:01:10

 
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