Early mourning bike ride.

06/08/17 11:50:30

Byker Grave

06/08/17 11:00:08

Having cycled on the A3, I thought it would be quicker to just cycle straight here...

06/08/17 21:07:50

"I'm looking for Billy Connolly's friend of a friend's wife's grave."

06/08/17 11:09:05

"This week, on 'The Cycling Necrophiliac'..."

06/08/17 11:30:17

The old bike had given Geoff good service. The least he could do was allow it to rust in peace.

06/08/17 21:43:32

You say goodbye and I say vélo

06/08/17 14:18:51

The quick and the dead.

06/08/17 22:17:20

My dad had a job with 500 people under him. He cut the grass in a cemetery.

06/08/17 19:01:45

Tour de séance

06/08/17 16:46:49

Till death do us park

06/08/17 11:41:32

The Graveyard gear Shift

06/08/17 11:03:58

Are you taking the piss out of me saying I look like Lance Armstrong?

07/08/17 23:13:04

After the death of his wife, Norman was going through a rough patch.

07/08/17 5:03:16

'Pat Out Of Hell'

06/08/17 18:45:09

"I am the ghost of red light passed"

06/08/17 18:06:15

Dave used to have fetish about gravetones, but that's all behind him now

06/08/17 14:54:31

Dave has moved into the lead after the second round of the Crypton Factor.

06/08/17 14:01:20

John's tour of Kent had reached a dead end.

06/08/17 13:47:42

Must rest, two tyred!

06/08/17 13:47:09

"I'm visiting my mate Ted's grave, it was the end of his life cycle."

06/08/17 13:08:02

A die hard cyclist

06/08/17 12:20:19

"Go away, let me rest in peace."

06/08/17 12:06:13

Not having a dump before he left home this morning had been a grave mistake.

06/08/17 11:38:33

Stopped dead in his tracks

06/08/17 11:29:35

"If Ottavio Bottechia were alive today, he'd be shouting 'let me out, I'm not dead!'"

06/08/17 11:28:51

"Who's the flower throwing cyclist singing Say A Little Prayer?"
"Oh that's our wreather, Franklin".

06/08/17 11:19:00

Dave had been dying to try out his new bike.

06/08/17 11:11:28