Basmati Rise

28/05/17 8:35:00

Riseotto

28/05/17 9:01:08

I don't know why, but this reminds me of Stan Laurel...

28/05/17 9:58:09

Uncle Ben's wisdom: with great power comes great rice/pans ability.

28/05/17 9:08:20

So that's how they fed the 5,000.

28/05/17 7:45:45

"I'm just defrosting the rice Dear."

28/05/17 16:02:16

...and so the rice grew, bigger and bigger it grew, higher and higher, bigger and bigger until...we had enough to feed the NHS staff at the food bank.

28/05/17 7:31:36

High Rice Flat

29/05/17 11:04:41

Trump soup.

28/05/17 19:39:01

We call this Peter Pan because Wendy put stuff in, it always comes flying out.

28/05/17 18:21:04

"I told you not to put raisins in."

28/05/17 16:01:14

Ooooo, the rice is throwing a paddy

28/05/17 12:50:33

Once the rice is done, serve with curry. If you are lucky enough to have one, an old-fashioned galvanised bath tub is ideal for cooking the required quantity.

28/05/17 9:56:25

A common mistake is over-cooking your rice. You should only cook it Tilda rice is tender.

28/05/17 9:52:24

Over the years Nigella's recipes have inspired many a panhandle.

28/05/17 8:01:34

Who said those tins of value rice pudding go nowhere..

28/05/17 7:34:15

"🎵 ... Here is my handle, Here is my-____🎵... Wait a minute! If I'm not a little teapot, what happens when I get all steamed up-AAAAAGHHH!"

28/05/17 7:27:11

"This week, on 'Home Genetics Laboratory Kitchen'..."

28/05/17 7:19:10

The Great British Barf-up.

28/05/17 7:17:26

Father: "I'm cooking dinner tonight."
Daughter: "That's swell."

28/05/17 7:16:21

The Doctor Who writers must be out of ideas.

28/05/17 7:15:48

No one could have suspected that due to the careless reading of a recipe by Mrs Irene Penge, the entire world was about to come to an end.

28/05/17 7:13:00