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"I wish youd be careful with those laser eyes, Cheryl, youve just burned a hole in me earlobe"
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Mark England Vote score: 17489Mark England

"I wish you'd be careful with those laser eyes, Cheryl, you've just burned a hole in me earlobe"

17/07/20 19:04:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

Shoppers prepare for the new mask wearing rules and having a £1 coin handy.

17/07/20 19:20:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

Disguise too close, thought Claire

17/07/20 19:25:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"Nobody suspects a thing- just try to blend in."

17/07/20 19:49:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2931Scrijjy Doo

Holy Earlobes, Batman!

17/07/20 19:20:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11237Neil Mackenzie

When the fire was burning in her eyes, John never missed the opportunity having a lube tube opener right here, I mean left ear.

17/07/20 19:00:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2290Al Overy

Not only did Daz have a stinking hangover, he couldn't find his black Sharpie or his hole punch.

18/07/20 5:53:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6276Greg Curtis

“From day one, we were serious.”

18/07/20 3:16:30

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When was day one? Were there many day ones? Are you going to pick any day one from the calendar and decide that that is the new day one? By claiming day one rather than a specific date, you're not taking this very seriously.  --Glyn Evans
John  Glover Vote score: 21122John Glover

" It hurts my ear. Why can't I have the dogs lead attached to a collar like normal people?"

17/07/20 20:28:01

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That must be torture when the dog sees a cat. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19181Troompa Loompa

"Look Amy, it's me Brian honest! Okay, hang on I'll take my mask off and then you'll believe me."

17/07/20 19:14:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2025Mark Wilson

"I'll keep him distracted, you get the laser pen off the cat"

17/07/20 21:47:23

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"Why can't I feel anything?"

17/07/20 20:08:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"Beware, evil-doers, the wrath of Ring-pull Man!"

17/07/20 19:50:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19181Troompa Loompa

Jane's ability to keep a straight face meant it was hours before Dave realised the telescope she'd got him to look through was a trick one.

17/07/20 19:10:07

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5096Kenny Ireland

X

18/07/20 7:06:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9942Chris Keegan

"No Matthew, what I said was be sure to make our plot look like a red herring"

17/07/20 20:52:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

The party is over.

17/07/20 20:04:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4304Crunchy Chords

Day 114. The boredom continues. Today our random roleplay/position mashup of "sexy space girl and supervillain" plus "from behind" was, to say the least, less than spectacular.

17/07/20 20:00:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6774Vivvy En

Tw@tman and Ribena?

(Nod to 20:20:53)

17/07/20 19:51:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

🎵 She moves in mysterious ways

17/07/20 19:48:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

They're a Marvel!

17/07/20 19:38:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

Of course his glasses disguise was brilliant as no-one would recognise the master villian 'Redring Earlobe'

17/07/20 19:25:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7162Glyn Evans

"I am part-invisibility face man and this is Eye-lighter. If you stand really close to her and look into her eyes, your retinas might burnout"

17/07/20 19:22:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4738Stu Dent

The perfect boyfriend mot only will he carry your bag, not you got somewhere to hang your coat.

17/07/20 19:21:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2931Scrijjy Doo

Sonny & Glare

17/07/20 19:21:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7273Hercules Rockefeller

"The earring doesn't look that bad. Hey, it could be worse. You could have nipples on your costume."

17/07/20 19:07:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 842alexandra ball

I swear, this is the absolute last time I'm coming to one of your weird conventions. Do I look like I'm enjoying myself?

17/07/20 19:04:28

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

The Mask Of Sorrow

17/07/20 19:03:43

 
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