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Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Chute to Kill.

10/04/17 7:39:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

A drop in the ocean.

10/04/17 8:08:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The new Dyson vacuum cleaner has the strongest suction yet.

10/04/17 8:21:35

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Chilean minor

10/04/17 15:13:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cruise Miss-ile.

10/04/17 7:57:59

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Beryl at sea.

10/04/17 7:26:46

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Is it just me, or is Jigsaw getting soft in his old age?

11/04/17 12:17:37

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5240Chris Halliwell

Tubular Belle?

10/04/17 8:36:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

I'm not a fan of these new Extreme Nutribullets.

10/04/17 7:38:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"Grab a beer, lads. You'll see the sharks in a few minutes!"

10/04/17 7:34:19

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Welcome to supersize v superskinny New guinea. That's what you had for breakfast, now let's see lunch.

10/04/17 18:04:46

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

Daisy had heard that auto-asphyxiation and extreme sucking apparently heighten an orgasm

10/04/17 11:07:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

Eats, chutes and leaves.
(nod to other chute captions)

10/04/17 10:50:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

Why is she screaming when she said Dive! Dive! Dive!
I'm 'er boyfriend Dave an' we'm frum Burminum.

10/04/17 10:39:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

YouTube

10/04/17 8:50:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 17471Mark England

"I don't really see a market for a glass sarcophagus, so for that reason, I'm out"

10/04/17 8:34:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

"Let me get this straight; you want to launch a new talent show to find Britain's top mermaid?"

10/04/17 8:16:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

She was petrified. Two pees in a pod.

10/04/17 8:15:15

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

In Japan, unwanted neighbours can also be recycled.

10/04/17 7:58:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

"...and I'd like to thank Congress for making this transport network possible", gushed Elon Musk.

10/04/17 7:15:12

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"Say you love Disney! Say it!"

11/04/17 17:06:30

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

Waterbroadgrin

11/04/17 5:52:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Did she just let out a muffled titter?"

10/04/17 11:24:52

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11724Smuldo

"We've been hit by a Scud Missile."

10/04/17 8:36:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

Neville's chute.
(nod to 8:39:47)

10/04/17 8:26:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

Eject Sam

10/04/17 8:11:37

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

These new tanning pods are the height of fashion.

10/04/17 8:02:06

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Live and Let Dive

10/04/17 7:54:22

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

There's a croc with a clock,on the surface of the loch...

10/04/17 7:30:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

It was the send-off she wanted, just like her hero, Osama Bin Laden.

10/04/17 7:09:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

"She wee'd in it probably", moaned Sean Connery.

10/04/17 7:08:19

 
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