Tommy Steel

13/08/17 12:18:36

Is that Abe Lincoln waving at me??

13/08/17 14:52:29

"I wish I knew where I hid my Ray-Bans."

13/08/17 21:23:49

One of the founder members of The Village People gets confused and spells a "P".

13/08/17 11:57:12

"I'm feeling a bit light-headed."

13/08/17 11:23:40

"Soon as this war is over I'm getting Laser eye surgery!"

13/08/17 21:15:52

"Shit, I've shot some guy carrying a bag right through the stomach!"

13/08/17 11:00:13

Many statues are looking out for a handsome plinth to sweep them off their feet.

14/08/17 16:13:22

A bit 'over the top' if you ask me

13/08/17 18:46:35

'Are you a copper?'

13/08/17 18:28:14

"Blimey, is that still on red?"

13/08/17 18:04:25

"Surely that was a handball by Ozil!"

13/08/17 17:43:13

Night out at the museum 4

13/08/17 17:12:32

He stands out in the Sun all day long, no wonder he looks so bronzed.

13/08/17 15:12:00

"Has anybody seen the regimental goat? Oh, I say, that curry smells good."

13/08/17 14:30:53

The memorial commemorating the invention of Dabbing.

13/08/17 11:55:27

Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

13/08/17 11:54:15

'Hey Mister! You used 'of' instead of 'have'. Get yer ass back here.'

13/08/17 11:25:13