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Mark England Vote score: 17489Mark England

"Come on then, Matthews. Make my fucking day"

08/05/17 19:01:40

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Cluck Norris

08/05/17 22:37:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21122John Glover

Fake News. Turkey invades France.

08/05/17 19:25:06

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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Angry bird

08/05/17 19:03:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The remake of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' is really hardcore.

08/05/17 19:44:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

I've always found turkeys are a bit tough.

08/05/17 19:06:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I think we'll try a nice nut roast for Christmas dinner this year.

08/05/17 23:47:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6774Vivvy En

"The thing is you ate my parents and I didn't like that."

08/05/17 21:06:28

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

Free Range

08/05/17 20:17:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Turkey shoot

08/05/17 19:00:23

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Live or die... Wattle it be?

08/05/17 19:06:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6276Greg Curtis

The US chooses new national bird.

09/05/17 0:03:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6540C CaMel

Shanks-giving

08/05/17 20:23:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"Whoa, take it easy there, Pilgrim."

08/05/17 20:03:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Roaster Cogburn.

08/05/17 19:35:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7272Hercules Rockefeller

The Pilgrim Reaper

08/05/17 19:07:21

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Did someone say sage and onion ?

08/05/17 21:06:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 17489Mark England

Weapons of Xmas destruction

08/05/17 19:28:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4304Crunchy Chords

Tommy guns

08/05/17 19:24:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Gunfight at the KFC Corral

08/05/17 19:19:33

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Lock, cock and two smoking barrels.

08/05/17 19:18:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4304Crunchy Chords
"Come on then, Matthews. Make my fucking day"

08/05/17 19:15:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Bold turkey

08/05/17 19:04:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

Fowl play is suspected

08/05/17 19:03:25

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Turkey is now protecting it's borders against ill-eagle flights.

09/05/17 19:12:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6540C CaMel

From the makers of M*A*S*H....

09/05/17 5:16:39

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

Thinking he was hard as fook, little did he realise a mini nuke had exploded behind him and the resultant mushroom cloud was about to engulf him

09/05/17 1:08:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Go on Delia, if you think you're hard enough.

08/05/17 23:40:53

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Breed of feral turkeys declare, "now it's our turn to make dinner".

08/05/17 21:05:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Fortunately the Crown Forces' attack was eventually foiled.

08/05/17 20:32:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20027John Llamas

"For starters, I thought maybe Molotov Cocktails ...."

08/05/17 20:13:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

Wishbone Ash.

08/05/17 20:01:03

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

My ex girlfriend was a big fat ugly bird on grass who wanted to shoot me in the face too.

08/05/17 19:57:15

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Turkey: ''You'd better duck''
Duck: ''I am , I am!''
Turkey: ''Not you, Matthews!''
Duck: ''I told you, I''ll duck! But my name isn't Matthews!''

08/05/17 19:47:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Poultry in motion picture.

08/05/17 19:42:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

Gobbledyglock

08/05/17 19:31:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

Wild Turkey

08/05/17 19:29:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

Season's Greeting Mother Plucker

08/05/17 19:21:12

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Lay down your weapon!

08/05/17 19:16:25

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

He's in the millet-ary.

08/05/17 19:13:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Inglourious Baste-erds

08/05/17 19:09:22

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5261Chris Halliwell

Snipe r.

08/05/17 19:08:40

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5261Chris Halliwell

This Turkey is for life, not just Christmas.

08/05/17 19:05:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Fire at quill!"

08/05/17 19:05:15

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"My wings on the trigger and i'm not afraid to poulet!"

08/05/17 19:02:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

"Gobble on this ..."

08/05/17 19:01:49

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"you feel plucky,punk... Well do ya?"

08/05/17 19:01:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Without backup you're stuffed mate.

08/05/17 19:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"It's Thanksgiving Day tomorrow...bring it on!"

08/05/17 19:00:07

 
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