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Donald blows his own Trumpet so often, he can do it in his sleep.
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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Donald blows his own Trumpet so often, he can do it in his sleep.

26/10/16 21:01:27

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Quick, get a sock.

26/10/16 19:16:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30899Tony Edwards

Donald is flagging.

26/10/16 19:08:48

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11339Smuldo

More shite from the Oval Orifice.

26/10/16 19:00:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6331Hercules Rockefeller

"Now, gasp in amazement as I deep throat this microphone."

26/10/16 19:29:37

 
Dev B Vote score: 538Dev B

Donald Trumpet

27/10/16 10:36:07

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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Donald loves giving speeches at the Police Academy.

26/10/16 19:18:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10709Vanessa the Guesser

Donald felt considerable relief after evacuating his vowels

26/10/16 19:01:40

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

"Oh-oh say can't you seee"

26/10/16 19:01:32

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4857Chris Halliwell

Mr Trump I can tell you are lying.

How?

Your lips are moving.

26/10/16 19:01:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10058Neil Mackenzie

Donald trys to stay awake, but even he falls asleep when Hilary drones on.

27/10/16 10:11:40

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

For Don, sneezing is like wanking. It ends in a-tiss-ue.

27/10/16 7:35:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

"Ouch! Who stepped on my ego?"

27/10/16 1:33:05

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Whoever said I was racist is a damn cotton pickin' picaninny''

27/10/16 0:15:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Oh-oh. He's spat his dummy out again.

26/10/16 22:31:28

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Sucker !!!!'

26/10/16 21:47:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

There was no escape: much as it pained him, Donald drew the short straw at the Karaoke and had to sing Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Land".

26/10/16 21:42:09

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Trump hits an all time low doing his Monica Lewinsky impression.

26/10/16 21:37:39

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

" Oh! say, can you see, ahem!, ahem! by the light of my oohhh! What comes next ?"

26/10/16 20:59:07

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16988Darthey Bussell

"I think I'm going to sleaze."

26/10/16 19:57:19

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16988Darthey Bussell

Sneezeball

26/10/16 19:53:19

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16988Darthey Bussell

Atishoo of Lies

26/10/16 19:50:19

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16988Darthey Bussell

"No Ivanka, I want you to do it like this."

26/10/16 19:47:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22699Michael Winner

Donald Trump- man of a thousand 'O' faces.

26/10/16 19:37:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14254Dan Nicholls

Donald, where's yer troosers?

26/10/16 19:30:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14254Dan Nicholls

Oooooooold man river

26/10/16 19:24:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20074John Glover

"I've seen the photograph, this is what Bill looked like when Monica was giving him a blow job,. I've seen it. It's true."

26/10/16 19:22:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30899Tony Edwards

Donald Trumps

26/10/16 19:20:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6049Greg Curtis

Crepe Napnia

26/10/16 19:18:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6049Greg Curtis

Trump Tops Snooze

26/10/16 19:18:16

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Trump tries to win votes from America's marijuana community by taking hits from the bong

26/10/16 19:15:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Mouther F**ker

26/10/16 19:13:25

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Look at that Golden Deceiver

26/10/16 19:12:19

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

“A great great wall” – Speech

We don't need no immigration
We need more boarder control
No compassion in our homeland
Hey you leave them Hispanic and Latinos all on their own
All in all I’ll put another brick in the wall

Donald Fart 2016

26/10/16 19:11:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I promise you the people of America that I am entering this presidency race with my eyes wide open"

26/10/16 19:11:35

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

And this is how I'll suck off Hilary when she wins

26/10/16 19:09:37

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Big head and big mouth on a little fart

26/10/16 19:08:14

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5313Paul Reeve

Donald shapes his mouth ready for some more shit to come out of it.

26/10/16 19:05:26

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Ooh, who's spiked me with laxative again

26/10/16 19:05:05

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Sex Doll, Sex Doll, You're my Sex Doll

26/10/16 19:03:34

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

Ooh Monica lewinski

26/10/16 19:03:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6049Greg Curtis

Trump pitches to the gays

26/10/16 19:03:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10709Vanessa the Guesser

Trump demonstrates the pose he expects all female employees to adopt

26/10/16 19:02:49

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4857Chris Halliwell

...and this is the face they pull when I grab them by the pussy.

26/10/16 19:02:46

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Amazing Face

26/10/16 19:02:09

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5313Paul Reeve

Donald Trumps cum face.

26/10/16 19:01:43

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11339Smuldo

"I don't want to be called Donald anymore, from now on call me ...Henry Kissing 'er."

26/10/16 19:00:39

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"Ich Bin ein Belinda !"

29/10/16 21:15:49

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"Every time I open my mouth...some fool speaks !!!"

29/10/16 21:09:11

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11339Smuldo

Hair Farce One.

26/10/16 19:00:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21513Ian Skelding

Don holed

26/10/16 19:00:11

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Hillary did WHAT to Barack Obama?

26/10/16 19:00:10

 
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