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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Frock Martens

18/09/16 19:05:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

"Dave take my fucking dress off you pervert."
"Sorry Bob I didn't think you would mind."

18/09/16 20:07:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

There's no dignity in de feet.

18/09/16 22:14:49

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

Frocky Horror Show

18/09/16 19:57:03

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

Soon after this photo was taken Ian screamed at Andrea to..."Place the f*****g lotion in the basket."

18/09/16 19:45:43

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

"I want your clothes, your boots, and your...... mobility scooter"

19/09/16 17:00:43

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

Reader's wives: Albanian style

18/09/16 23:25:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Ian, the photo-shoot ended yesterday. Please, I'm getting worried."

18/09/16 22:35:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11103Neil Mackenzie

A floral dress with Poppies, Geraniums, Chrysanthemums, Cowslip and not forgetting the Pansy wearing it.

18/09/16 21:07:18

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

This is awkward thought Dave when he caught his wife wearing his boots.

18/09/16 20:04:43

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"Move a bit more to the right. I can see your drawers".

19/09/16 18:37:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

"Well, I suppose it's better than going topless to the teacher parent meeting again."

18/09/16 20:05:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

He found clothes shopping a bit of a drag.

18/09/16 20:04:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

...and then Andrea gave Ian his marching orders.

18/09/16 19:24:11

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Mum, there's something I need to tell you

18/09/16 19:11:04

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

Bootlegger

18/09/16 19:08:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 17428Mark England

"THOMAS!"

18/09/16 19:08:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Boot camp.

18/09/16 19:05:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Trannysaurus Ex

18/09/16 19:01:38

 
Max Eddw Max Eddw

Blind dates can often end up with hairy balls.

20/09/16 16:21:35

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 623Barrie Bullock

Pass me that thesaurus I need an alternative word for "twat".

19/09/16 10:01:34

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Quite a feet.

19/09/16 9:35:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

"Are you sure you wouldn't like a sandwich Mother?"

18/09/16 21:06:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

They won't be expecting this down at the bank. I am going to smash this interview.

18/09/16 21:04:28

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"Although he was married, Ian thought he was Footloose and fancy-free."

18/09/16 19:43:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6173C CaMel

Bedside Mable

18/09/16 19:37:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

Arse Nick and old laces.

18/09/16 19:35:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

"Do ya wanna Ugg?"

18/09/16 19:29:53

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Steely Gran

18/09/16 19:18:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

The Hairy Dyker

18/09/16 19:17:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

Eddie Izzard's other half

18/09/16 19:15:29

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Woo hoo ... it's Lib Dem Brighton Conference time

18/09/16 19:09:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

♫ These boots are made for frocking ♫

18/09/16 19:07:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

“This Autumn, bright floral patterns are in, worn with oversize boots and short, fat hairy legs.”

18/09/16 19:06:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

Jimmy Cheweds?

18/09/16 19:05:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Lady Doccers.

18/09/16 19:04:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

"I always thought Ian was rather straitlaced. Not so sure now!"

18/09/16 19:03:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Susan Boyle with her tongue out

18/09/16 19:03:11

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Posh spice has certainly let herself go these days.

18/09/16 19:02:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

Ian's wearing his Sunday best again

18/09/16 19:02:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, yeah? Well, your mama wears army -- Oh, wait. Never mind."

18/09/16 19:02:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Dressed to kill.

18/09/16 19:01:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6546Vivvy En

'Andrea keeps him on a shoestring and he keeps her in the bottom drawer! A very odd couple...'

18/09/16 19:01:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ian, Paisley.

18/09/16 19:00:56

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Loose booty.

18/09/16 19:00:32

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Puff in boots

18/09/16 19:00:28

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Mum! I think Julia Roberts is going through one of her phases again!"

21/09/16 16:17:22

 
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