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Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Yes it's quite catchy, but instead of saying 'clean in Widnes'..."

18/09/16 8:11:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

"Banjo?"
"Too right I did, he was crap."

18/09/16 8:24:05

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Well the first thing that attracted me was his incredibly fast finger work"

18/09/16 7:23:58

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19181Darthey Bussell

♬ "I invented the Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine but that b*stard George Foreman stole the idea....oh me....oh my." ♬

18/09/16 7:27:32

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11728Smuldo

"Why do they call you Fanlight Fanny?"

18/09/16 9:50:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

"What first attracted you to the millionaire George Formby?"

18/09/16 7:41:23

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Lifted from Mrs Merton's question to DEBBIE MCGEE..(Paul Daniels bit of fluff)..:-) --Polymorph
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

♪♪ "If you could see what I can see, when I'm cleanin' windows." ♪♪
"Mate, you are a proper pervert."

18/09/16 7:00:20

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

It took 45 years, but George finally gave his sister an orgasm.

18/09/16 11:02:44

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Nigel Farage congratulates new UKIP leader.

18/09/16 10:37:27

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19181Darthey Bussell

♬ Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up... ♬

18/09/16 10:14:06

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"Every time that I go out the people stare at me, with me little ukulele in me hand"

18/09/16 10:12:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6540C CaMel

"Uke hunt!" she exclaimed, so I searched for my other instrument.

18/09/16 9:52:35

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Do you know how to play a strumpet?

18/09/16 9:20:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Is that a little stick of Blackpool rock in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

18/09/16 9:18:15

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

On Tinder you said you played in a rock band and had a foot long instrument...

18/09/16 9:16:48

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1413Tommy FlashBangWallop

"I suppose a fuck's out of the question?"
"Jeez, let me at least finish the song."

18/09/16 9:00:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Oh George, just put Brylcreem on the knobbly end of that instrument and stick it up your arse."

18/09/16 8:52:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"George, do you Lancastrate all your songs?"

18/09/16 8:46:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11236Neil Mackenzie

I'm a 1940s Man who sings to make an honest bob.
Nowadays they move and grind and sing like they're on the job.

18/09/16 8:44:08

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

'You clean windows, I press clothes for a living'

(Margaret Thatcher, c 1951)

18/09/16 8:27:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

"Ukulele?"
"No, but I gave her a damn good beating."

18/09/16 8:22:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

"That's the only thing you'll be plucking today".

18/09/16 8:17:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

George Foreplay

18/09/16 8:16:51

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

"Top form bae..."

18/09/16 8:15:39

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

George Formby! George bloody Formby!, i said i wanted a George Foreman for my birthday!

18/09/16 8:09:11

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

Until she met Dennis, George was Margaret's first love

18/09/16 8:08:15

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Also her last.. she famously handbagged George H.W. Bush over the Cold War ...;-)..(The freedom lecture ?)She must have blushed/or moistioned at such an opportunity. --Polymorph
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

OK, so leaning on the lamppost worked. Now what?

18/09/16 8:08:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Finger pickin' good

18/09/16 7:46:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't trust that guy, he's got form by the way.

18/09/16 7:41:26

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

One trick formby

18/09/16 7:22:38

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Oh George, if you can make up songs like that about my jacket you must be able to do anything!.''

18/09/16 7:20:53

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

fifty shades of grey

18/09/16 7:18:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11236Neil Mackenzie

You can play that Banjo hot.
You cool Lady.

18/09/16 7:17:27

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20027John Llamas

Windows 10 upgrade now available ...... no strings attached

18/09/16 7:15:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

"My, you're beautiful".
"You look like an effeminate predatory crocodile, who has dressed as an insurance salesman in a desperate effort to get near humans."

18/09/16 7:03:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

"Oh, I thought you wanted to 'ban Jo', and as my name is Joanne, I was about to launch a ferocious right hook straight at your 238 teeth".

18/09/16 7:01:34

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

What's a nice girl like me doing with an fool like you, without a drink in my hand?

18/09/16 9:22:10

 
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