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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Since this photo was taken, Geoffrey has sadly popped his clogs.

21/09/16 11:05:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20027John Llamas

"How much is the inflatable belly?"

21/09/16 11:10:24

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5512Ron Allan

With the divorce finalised Brad Pitt leaves with his share of the estate.

21/09/16 11:31:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

"Have you ever watched the film 'Up'?"
"Yes senor, why?"
"Planning something for my mother-in-law..."

21/09/16 11:21:21

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

" Go away old man, your wasting your breath"

21/09/16 11:59:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

"Dave Smith?"
"Yes"
"Richard Deely, incapacity benefits"

21/09/16 11:13:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6540C CaMel

"Before you turn the wife's ventilator off, just one request..."

21/09/16 21:37:02

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

Welcome to your Air bnb

21/09/16 20:46:29

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

You've got guts.

22/09/16 17:09:52

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

'I'll give you the best goddam blow job you ever had'

21/09/16 20:42:44

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10563Mr Dome

Who the fuck would buy an inflatable Crayola crayon??

21/09/16 20:41:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11236Neil Mackenzie

Hey there is no strings on these guitars.
You don't need strings they are only filled with air not helium.

21/09/16 20:11:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I'm raising money to send to my favorite charity - old man's 'Dunlaps Disease' - A belly done laps over a belt."

21/09/16 16:05:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23379Ian Skelding

"You've gone off the dole I see."
"Yeah, I don't sell those disgusting things anymore."

21/09/16 15:42:18

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

♪ The Man With The Child In His Eyes ♪
How did we miss the warning signs?

21/09/16 15:27:36

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Puff Daddy

21/09/16 14:10:33

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Can I make pop music with those?

21/09/16 14:01:44

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

Another hardened hippie crack dealer is busted by undercover police.

21/09/16 13:35:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6774Vivvy En

"Do you sell tights and a cape as well?" asked Dave hopefully.

21/09/16 13:10:26

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

"Ah I see you like playing air guitar, well today is your lucky day ".

21/09/16 12:18:16

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Steve's new business venture selling novelty condoms had yet to take off.

21/09/16 12:12:41

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Blow up Paul.

21/09/16 12:11:52

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

floating stock

21/09/16 12:11:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Driver: "Hello my name is Maxwell. Have you got a silver hammer?"

21/09/16 12:11:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32920Tony Edwards

Drugs burst

21/09/16 11:58:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21122John Glover

"Yes Ron, I'm still with Stella, turned out to be useful marrying that old windbag."

21/09/16 11:44:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21122John Glover

"I'm sorry sir but I don't understand your broken English or Syrian, these inflate, but they don't actually blow up."

21/09/16 11:32:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

He wanted a meaningful relationship, but she kept letting him down.

21/09/16 11:24:17

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

- Darling, how do you say inflatable in Spanish?
- I don't know...Fellatio???

21/09/16 11:22:15

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5261Chris Halliwell

M.C. Hammer's fall from grace is a pitiful sight.

21/09/16 11:22:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

It's a long shot, but if it works it'll be the most daring prison escape ever.

21/09/16 11:16:11

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Hi George, haven't seen you for a while, you've ballooned!

21/09/16 11:09:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15412Dan Nicholls

"of course these blow-up toys are expensive, it's inflation dude!"

21/09/16 11:00:06

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"Quick man before the balloon goes up and the pants come down !!"

21/09/16 11:18:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13632Vanessa the Guesser

She was looking for a toy boy, but unfortunately he was unable to oblige.

21/09/16 11:15:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23536Michael Winner

"No, this is the dermatology department- it's mole as in 'melanocytic nevi', not 'Whack-a-mole'."

21/09/16 11:13:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20027John Llamas

"Don't mind him, he's just full of hot air."

21/09/16 11:11:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Police use surveillance to catch blow-up troll.

21/09/16 11:05:00

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

These are great for playing air guitar.

21/09/16 11:02:50

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Have you got an inflatable hidden up your jumper as well?

21/09/16 11:01:34

 
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