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Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"When I said 'Off' I meant you, not the shirt"

27/07/16 7:32:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Chedjou is sent off for using performance enhancing jugs.

27/07/16 7:00:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11200Neil Mackenzie

The Referee faced claims of being homophobic for sending off a shirt lifter.

27/07/16 7:17:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Chedjou: "I just love dominant, bossy men. Look, my nipples are erect."

27/07/16 11:59:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

"Chedjou see THAT?"

27/07/16 10:30:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

"PLEASE, call me Miss Conduct."

27/07/16 10:29:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21093John Glover

"Sorry son, but your mum phoned just before the match to say she's suddenly got to go and see her Aunt. So you have got to be home early to look after your brothers and sisters, and you know what she's like, we'll all suffer if you're not."

27/07/16 13:01:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

"His defense is offensive."

27/07/16 11:15:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

Chedjou shows his abjection.

27/07/16 10:58:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

"That's three penaltease."

27/07/16 10:43:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21093John Glover

"No I'm not swapping shirts, but ooh, we can swap jock straps after the game."

27/07/16 10:43:04

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1413Tommy FlashBangWallop

"Ooh ref, maybe later I check out your cardy man seed."

27/07/16 10:32:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

"Here's your 'advantage.' "

27/07/16 10:27:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6253Greg Curtis

"YOU ARE ejaculated."

27/07/16 10:12:29

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Chedjou liked to keep his chest close to his cards.

27/07/16 9:36:21

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1831Karen Oakenfull

"Does this top make me look gay?"

27/07/16 9:26:09

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1831Karen Oakenfull

Chedjou sent off for repeated hand ball and pole vaulting across pitch.

27/07/16 9:24:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Picking the wrong time and place to show off his African Elephant impression, Chedjou was blackballed.

27/07/16 9:20:27

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

- Is this your card Sir, the 2 of diamonds?

- Yeaaaaaaah man!

27/07/16 9:05:14

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Give me my arm back, I know it's down your shorts

27/07/16 8:43:01

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

"I don't care how big your muscles are I'm still sending you off."

27/07/16 8:40:32

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''and I used to have a green tank top to go..''

27/07/16 8:38:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Chedjou is sent off by the Flashing Is Forbidden Assistant.

27/07/16 8:14:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

FIFA FO FUM, I smell the blood of a....ooh 'allo.

27/07/16 8:06:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

That's not why it's called a strip you saucy boy. Be off with you.

27/07/16 8:04:33

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Do you want to have your 5 Ade?"

27/07/16 7:23:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

He’s just adding insult to injury time.

27/07/16 7:07:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7231Hercules Rockefeller

"Sir, for the last time, nobody cares about your pierced nipples."

27/07/16 7:01:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7128Glyn Evans

Some red cards are truly absurd...
Chedjou: ♪ Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes... ♪
Ref: "Ka-ching, please put more money into the parking meter"

27/07/16 17:30:06

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

'Up Flaps !'

27/07/16 7:53:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32862Tony Edwards

Chedjou loves to play the joker in the pack.

27/07/16 7:33:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

“My god- a full-chest tattoo of Donald Trump…”

27/07/16 7:07:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

“Get off of my pitch, and take your horrible sticky-out bellybutton with you.”

27/07/16 7:07:05

 
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