"Is that a Big Mac?"
"Nah, it's a Medium Hoodie."

20/06/17 11:20:45

Doorstop challenge

20/06/17 11:04:35

Hoodie food pecker.

20/06/17 18:16:51

He'd broken in and packed up the TV, DVD player and Games Console ready for a quick getaway. Just time for a snack before he left.

20/06/17 15:16:42

Ya-Hovis-witness

20/06/17 11:23:44

Gangsta wrap.

20/06/17 11:21:42

♪ I Like Big Butties And I Cannot Lie ♪

20/06/17 11:18:52

He was on an undercover mission, he needed the dough

20/06/17 18:31:22

"Why is he known as The Cobra?"
"He can get his jaws round food twice the size of his head."

20/06/17 15:19:06

You want to see what he feeds his mum's purse.

20/06/17 14:07:57

Another greasy snack before loosening my jeans, exposing my underpants and desperately trying to act cool before the girls wince at my acne. Then back to keeping an eye out for family on Jeremy Kyle.

20/06/17 12:39:08

Dan v Food

20/06/17 12:01:20

You wouldn't believe that he is Hoodie-ni's great Grandson would you.

20/06/17 11:53:37

He's eating a roll on crips.

20/06/17 11:28:07

A hood in the mood for food.

20/06/17 11:25:54

Dave is feeling positive about Bread Sit

20/06/17 11:17:55

''Damn. My job centre appointment's in 15 minutes. I'd better hoodie up.''

20/06/17 11:17:14

From afar. "By the way love, don't eat that sandwich on the table, the cat dragged it in and it was smothered in flies, I'm waiting for them to disperse before I chuck it in the bin."

20/06/17 11:11:48

Junkie food

20/06/17 11:00:45