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Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Need the toilet Ceilia?"

05/04/16 19:25:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

..and that was last time that Beth tried to play Twister with a contortionist

05/04/16 19:06:46

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

She was only 24, but already a spinster

05/04/16 20:57:52

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11726Smuldo

"...So, this new boyfriend of yours, i take it he's got a big Cork?"

05/04/16 20:07:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

Not only does she look like a drill, but being on the phone all the time meant she was a dreadful bore...

05/04/16 19:38:20

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

Leslie's pirouette practice had been spiralling out of control.

05/04/16 19:18:37

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She needs to see a spin doctor --Boycie
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

♫ Twisted Sister

05/04/16 19:00:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32884Tony Edwards

"Are you on that caption.me website again? You know it winds you up."

05/04/16 19:12:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21099John Glover

"I'm just leaving the clinic now and I've had my coil fitted."

05/04/16 20:12:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

She loves me, she loves me knot.

05/04/16 19:39:14

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

It was the only way she could stop Russell Brand from screwing her.

05/04/16 19:36:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7237Hercules Rockefeller

"Pardon me, Ceclia, but can I use your legs to open a bottle of wine?"

05/04/16 19:02:55

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

Erica had screwed up yet again.

05/04/16 19:02:18

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Surprisingly, Kenny Everett's photographs were in the best possible taste.

06/04/16 9:17:03

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

Advertisement for Tena bladder control.

05/04/16 20:25:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Last night's party had been a blast but it had been a mistake to hang by her legs from the ceiling fan.

05/04/16 20:05:09

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

She had a slinky figure.

05/04/16 19:35:57

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 646Barrie Bullock

Go screw yourself.

06/04/16 9:54:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5067Kenny Ireland

WARNING. Don't download counterfeit Chubby Checker apps.

06/04/16 4:36:37

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5067Kenny Ireland

The trip was going to be a groundbreaking experience.

06/04/16 4:31:43

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Screwball

05/04/16 23:36:02

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

She had a mutation in her jeans

05/04/16 20:58:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Twist and tweet.

05/04/16 20:31:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21099John Glover

♫ Wrap around Joy

05/04/16 20:10:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23345Ian Skelding

Jane had a really large mole on her bottom.

05/04/16 19:50:25

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Tina Turner

05/04/16 19:26:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32884Tony Edwards

Spinning Jenny

05/04/16 19:20:29

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Pedantic Society member told to screw herself

05/04/16 19:20:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jenny is a very kneedy person.

05/04/16 19:00:44

 
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