lol

"Can I please have your autograph Mr Cruise?"

04/12/15 20:14:13

Your under arrest for Toyriding I'm afraid young man.

04/12/15 20:01:57

The cops are all smiles until they hear the knocking coming from his boot.

04/12/15 20:56:40

Kindergarten Cop

04/12/15 20:01:54

Booked for driving without a crèche helmet.

04/12/15 20:01:29

The police would of charged him, but they didn't have a 12 volt adaptor.

05/12/15 7:30:33

"When I said 'Pullover' I meant put one on son, you'll catch a cold out and about like that."

04/12/15 20:26:41

Tot Gear

04/12/15 20:00:53

What do you mean what state I'm in copper - look at the state of you, your trousers don't fit

05/12/15 9:46:00

"Blow into this please young man."
"Not you as well. First the priest and now this."

04/12/15 20:06:15

Your damn lucky we didn't gun you down like your black friend over there.

05/12/15 2:12:25

"So you claim your mom is an actress so what's her name wise guy"?
"Minnie Driver".

04/12/15 23:23:12

Park and chide

04/12/15 20:15:31

Boy racer.

04/12/15 20:01:20

The police seemed a little surprised when he told them he was just cruising around looking for some bitches.

04/12/15 23:31:52

" ..and this is my address if you want to come and see my handcuff collection."

04/12/15 20:24:44