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"Cant stop and a lot on my plate today."
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Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2566Tracey Sarge

"Can't stop and a lot on my plate today."

22/05/15 11:33:29

Doh Nutter Vote score: 20731Doh Nutter

"...and can I have a diet coke with it please?"

22/05/15 8:15:04

stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

Junior never ate much of his breakfast but he did finish the plate.

22/05/15 8:41:40

Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Four pounds eighty is also how much you put on after eating it.

22/05/15 18:59:57

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5336Chris Halliwell

♪like four seizures in one day...♪

22/05/15 9:57:24

Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2566Tracey Sarge

When you run out of plates.

22/05/15 9:46:10

Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

John was appalled when he saw this. Someone had spelt 'roasted' wrong.

22/05/15 9:37:47

John  Glover Vote score: 21525John Glover

"instead of the coffee, can I have it with two slices of toast and a cup of tea?"

22/05/15 11:59:24

D C Vote score: 2689D C

Fats Dominos

22/05/15 10:16:44

D C Vote score: 2689D C

"That's a good price. Didn't it used to be £9.99?"
"No, that's the number we had to dial the last time you ate here."

22/05/15 9:26:19

Tony Edwards Vote score: 33919Tony Edwards

Breakfast at Stiffany's

22/05/15 8:28:50

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11844Neil Mackenzie

After eating these the Brits turned the Hotel swimming pool into a Jacuzzi.

22/05/15 8:22:49

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15651Dan Nicholls

Doctors are telling those who think they may be on the way to obesity to look out for the following signs...

22/05/15 8:17:59

Smuldo Vote score: 11740Smuldo

"Make it a fiver and we'll throw in a coffin."

22/05/15 8:10:51

Michael Winner Vote score: 24152Michael Winner

'…comes with free wafer-thin mint.'

22/05/15 8:06:00

Ian Skelding Vote score: 24892Ian Skelding

We do Holmes delivery

22/05/15 8:14:12

stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

"hello ...breakfast on a pizza you deliver"
"sorry sir ..we do de sausage and de bacon but we don't do de liver"

22/05/15 8:11:15

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