Lester Piggout

15/10/14 11:00:10

Putting the a la Carte before the horse.

15/10/14 11:06:44

Beware of the Shergar content

15/10/14 11:30:48

Horse d'oeuvre.

15/10/14 11:41:42

Grand Gnashional

15/10/14 11:28:16

Chomping at the bit.

15/10/14 11:31:37

Neigh, his diet didn't last furlong.

15/10/14 12:27:38

The Galloping Gourmet

15/10/14 12:39:14

"I hope that's not thoroughbread he's eating."

15/10/14 11:18:36

The mane course?

15/10/14 11:20:22

Stud muffin

15/10/14 11:49:32

Dessert Orchid

15/10/14 11:32:17

Eats like a horse

15/10/14 11:28:53

Horse thinks - What's up, not enough dressage on that?

15/10/14 11:27:25

Doc, I can't look at a horse without masticating.

15/10/14 11:09:53

"Ugh, I don't like the filly-ing"

15/10/14 11:01:01

"Would you like a nosebag with that, sir?"

15/10/14 11:00:54

Tesco , every little bite helps

15/10/14 11:00:07

A stable diet

15/10/14 14:27:26

He's a real Chompion

15/10/14 14:08:51

"He can't possibly be as hungry as I am."

15/10/14 11:51:34

“Oh great,” thought the horse. “Now the son of a bitch is going to be even heavier.”

15/10/14 11:00:22

"Arrgghh, I've got a bit stuck in my mouth!" ... "Yeah, so have I, you dick."

15/10/14 11:00:09

Jockey Club Sandwich

15/10/14 11:00:08