13/07/14 19:00:11

"Don't be obvious, but i've slipped it into your pocket. Take it to the racoon - don't say where you got it from".

13/07/14 20:10:17

Maria was slightly nervous having received a Police caution previously for handling crack

13/07/14 19:18:39

Chickpocket.

13/07/14 21:15:47

As a heterosexual man, it was difficult not to get just a little turned on by how good Dave the rocker looked in those jeans.

13/07/14 19:06:40

Thanks, L-Harmony!

13/07/14 19:09:44

As my grandfather would say: that's disgusting, what kind of man grows his hair long like that?

14/07/14 7:20:05

Arse nipped and old lace.

13/07/14 19:16:34

Quick! There's Mick Hucknal, pretend to be gay.

13/07/14 21:38:07

Street Bums

13/07/14 20:21:46

The Gay City Strollers.

13/07/14 19:26:16

Lucy lou just wasn't feeling herself today.

13/07/14 19:22:40

♫ When Joanne loves a woman ♫

13/07/14 19:00:33

Muchas assias.

13/07/14 19:00:17

And Mummy still won't believe I'm a lezzer.

15/07/14 10:00:53

There's a Ho Lin in your pocket, dear lezzer, dear lezzer...

13/07/14 19:54:33