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Why do they keep putting money down that air vent, wondered Charlie.
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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Why do they keep putting money down that air vent, wondered Charlie.

27/06/14 10:39:22

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This I find so funny every time I see it, just had to give it the maximum. Brilliant caption! (no appologies for the exclamation mark) --John Glover
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Charlie sat and contemplated the "woman putting money in a small hat" mime. He was far from impressed.

27/06/14 7:55:59

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Excellent caption :-D --Chris Beach
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

“Do you mind? I’m trying to have a shit in private here.”

27/06/14 7:00:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11214Neil Mackenzie

It was now three hours since the quick drying cement had dropped on Charlie, and no one had recognized his predicament, but he had earned three pound fifty.

27/06/14 15:41:40

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

It was months before police discovered where Thomas the tank engine was buried.

27/06/14 13:13:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21100John Glover

"There you are my darlin', just a small sprinkle of salt always improves a Cup a soup."

27/06/14 9:55:16

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

If you want me to sing, I need notes.

27/06/14 10:37:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

*thinks* "Shit- I've been recognised! Wait, keep calm- nobody knows that I've escaped from my bunker in Berlin…"

27/06/14 7:00:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

On graduating from drama college, Dave was given the customary diploma, handshake, pot of silver paint and a plinth.

27/06/14 7:00:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Girl: "Buddy, can you spare a mime."

27/06/14 7:59:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32884Tony Edwards

Pipe dream.

27/06/14 7:37:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

The coppers are coming

27/06/14 7:26:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23349Ian Skelding

Charlie suddenly saw how bad his situation was. Penny's finally dropped.

27/06/14 7:13:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21100John Glover

"Don't worry hon', my dad lost his voice once, I'm sure yours will come back soon."

27/06/14 10:05:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

Brassed off

27/06/14 7:13:20

 
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