"Sorry mate, due to cut backs, the governer has decided to combine your last meal with your execution."

27/06/12 19:41:35

Sadly, Don died, but at least they put a good spread on for him.

27/06/12 19:41:36

The Breville made him do it.

27/06/12 19:09:48

He likes his eggs suicide up.

27/06/12 19:00:35

"Who would do this?"
"Kenwood."

27/06/12 19:10:18

Watch his face light up when the juice is delivered.

27/06/12 20:33:23

Come die with me

27/06/12 21:07:07

Suited and electrocuted

27/06/12 19:06:53

nothing worse than soggy toast!

27/06/12 19:39:59

The Breakfast Tub.

27/06/12 19:16:56

The Last Supper

27/06/12 19:12:04

"No, not penalties again..."

27/06/12 19:09:08

Why take both shampoo and conditioner into the bath, when you can Wash & Glow.

27/06/12 22:38:28

He'll not be missed, he was a Barclays Banker.

27/06/12 20:05:12

After graduating from acting college 14 years ago, Nathan lands his first job in a Health & Safety video

27/06/12 19:48:13

"Now Mr Jones, only one of these two plugs are live, for £50.000 " Take a chance " pounds, which one do I plug you into?"

27/06/12 19:39:21

"Bang! and the Bert is gone."

27/06/12 19:26:50

...and this Mr Bond will check whether you really do "Only live twice"

27/06/12 19:17:26

Browning his sorrows.

27/06/12 19:12:17

Fried Ed on toast.

27/06/12 19:08:52

Dave...since you lost your job they've cut the electrics off. Now get out and dry that suit.

27/06/12 19:06:37

"Come on now, use your loafah!"

27/06/12 19:05:04

I only wanted to toast the bride.

27/06/12 19:04:10

"Terry, how many times do I need to tell you how unhealthy that white bread is?"

27/06/12 19:03:44

Breakfast, die young.

27/06/12 19:01:45

All our rooms come with en suite bathrooms and executive fried breakfast.

27/06/12 19:00:16

He couldn't believe it wasn't butter. So he decided to top himself.

30/06/12 11:18:10

He's toast.

28/06/12 23:04:53

Lying
Investment
Banker
Offers
Resignation

27/06/12 20:45:26

Goodbye, Crualit world...

27/06/12 19:06:19