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Thu 0:25:12
Dave, who never went anywhere without any protection, brought along his Mates
Wed 21:55:29
Tu'be... or Not to Be... Cold and Wet.
Wed 20:38:23, edited: Thu 14:33:38
Trojan Whores
Wed 20:30:22
Manchester style
Wed 20:26:28
Better safe than soggy
Wed 20:22:25
"We become a U-bend when I kiss her."
Wed 20:19:35
Born Again Christian’s
Wed 20:09:07
They're so cute in their larval stage.
Wed 20:08:43
“Everyone ready for our bank holiday walk?” Said Dave
Wed 20:07:51
"Do you cum here often?"
Wed 20:07:38
Safe sex has gotten out of hand.
Wed 20:07:12
Tubular belles
Wed 20:06:46
Taking the Tube
Wed 20:06:37
"Your slip cover is showing."
Wed 20:05:42
Richard says since he’s been living in his greenhouse he’s grown six inches, but we found his prescription for Viagra.
Wed 20:05:33
Tunnel vision
Wed 20:04:43
Durex promotion by Just Stop Coil
Wed 20:04:15
"...and this is a picture of my late ex."
Wed 20:04:08, edited: Wed 20:10:15
Durex-tra large
Wed 20:03:27, edited: Wed 20:03:45
Darlings, I know see-through is the latest thing in fashion, but you're not supposed to wear anything underneath ...
Wed 20:02:47
Latest anti-abortion protest condomed by police.
Wed 20:01:50
Some protestors behave like dicks.
Wed 20:01:07
The Durex-File
Wed 20:01:02, edited: Wed 20:57:31
Bag Ladies
Wed 20:00:20
"I begged you not to get BritBox!"
Wed 17:13:22
BBC period dramas aren’t as accurate as they used to be.
Wed 14:42:30
George went back to the 1800s and still couldn’t meet the deadline.
Wed 12:44:05
When you teleport back to 1820 but your laptop battery only had 4%.
Wed 12:42:38
🎵 I did it my way🎵
Wed 12:42:24, edited: Wed 17:31:56
Jane hated working with a bunch of querty bastards.
Wed 12:41:45
Oh damn, pass the tippex I've made a spelling mistake on this phone.
Wed 12:33:42
..ooOO'He's deluded if he thinks he can win my love. He may well be from the future with his new car and 'smartphone' but it's a Blackberry ffs
Wed 12:28:33
The times they are a-changing
Wed 12:28:20
''Don't worry, Doris, this IT crap will never catch on.''
Wed 12:26:58
Caption.me headquarters
Wed 12:25:39
Shoreditch 2027
Wed 12:18:21
“I knew I would find a YouTube video on how to use a typewriter “ said Dave
Wed 12:17:56
Cappucino.me
Wed 12:14:40
When your memory is so bad you don't even know what era it is.
Wed 12:13:17, edited: Wed 12:21:09
"Can't work this confounded thing! Hang on it says here press a letter on the typewriter keyboard then do same with next letter."
Wed 12:12:26
"Could you get me a biscuit, please? Or I'll show you what a hole puncher is.."
Wed 12:10:12
"This is my future wife."
Wed 12:06:58
“It’s a message from the cafe owner please finish the coffee you bought 3 hours ago and F off “ said Dave
Wed 12:06:57
Dave was determined to find out whether opposites attract
Wed 12:04:50
Charlottes Web
Wed 12:02:53
"Doctor Who Props Manager ... in my office, NOW!"
Wed 12:02:05, edited: Wed 13:57:20
Writers block
Wed 12:01:48
Microsoft Office And A Gentleman
Wed 12:01:47, suggested edits
Mocha Adobe About Nothing
Wed 12:01:05, edited: Wed 14:11:50
Finding your type
Wed 12:01:03
He wasn't her type....
Wed 12:00:54
H G Wells checks his iPad
Wed 12:00:27
Red Adoor lived here.
Wed 9:51:27
That’s the last time I’m taking the caravan to Chicago!
Wed 9:11:41
The number one and the number two are toilet doors. What about number three?That’s a toilet door for Ladies who haven’t made their mind up.
Wed 9:08:44
Must be Redhill in Surrey.
Wed 8:29:39
''So I went up to Number 2 with 'Meals on Wheels' in my hand and put it through the letterbox. It was only later that I realised I'd posted the wrong caption.''
Wed 8:27:38
After today's ruling we won't need Door No 3
Wed 8:21:54, edited: Wed 17:35:26
"I like it," said Mick Hucknall.
Wed 8:20:18
The scarlet letterbox.
Wed 8:19:38
After the robbery the 3 bears upped security.
Wed 8:17:51
Red Bright District
Wed 8:15:49
Dave's postal round
Wed 8:15:23, edited: Wed 8:57:23
"So, you want a flat in London, but can only afford £200 per week. No problem. You don't mind sleeping standing up, do you?"
Wed 8:15:12
On the road to number 10
Wed 8:14:14
Ronseal …. One tin does all
Wed 8:12:47
Jenna was always the wild one, so when she put three identical red doors in front of her house, she thought it would make her stand out. Instead, it only led to the awkward moment when her ex tried to knock on the wrong door… twice.
Wed 8:10:42
The view from Jim Morrison's front room.
Wed 8:08:25
"Are there any houses I shouldn't put a Vote Conservative leaflet through" said Dave
Wed 8:07:53
Red Letter Box Day
Wed 8:07:06
“Shouldn’t we make sure they open and shut properly?”“Yes, you’re right …….. testing, testing.”
Wed 8:05:48, edited: Wed 8:26:32
Unfortunately for Shakin' Stevens he was red/green colour blind.
Wed 8:03:10, edited: Wed 8:05:40
Painting the town red
Wed 8:02:18
"The owners of those houses are very well read" said Dave
Wed 8:02:04
"Let's paint them black."
Wed 8:01:35
Peterborough council respond to complaints about public toilets
Wed 8:01:28
“What an awful colour”“Hey, don’t knock it”
Wed 8:01:22, edited: Wed 8:01:41
"I look up to him, because he is taller than me. But I look down on him, because he is lower than me."
Wed 8:01:12
Ted Rogers' old house is up for sale
Wed 8:00:38
“Nan, tell us about the time you shagged Pavarotti.”
Tue 23:29:11
"On THIS episode of House Flippers..."
Tue 22:52:48
SpacEx capsule had a tricky landing
Tue 21:21:52, edited: Wed 17:33:37, suggested edits
"Are you sure you're a fortune teller?"
Tue 20:22:50
Winnebango.
Tue 20:16:48
The White House will never be the same.
Tue 20:16:29
INVERTED TRAFFIC AHEAD
Tue 20:15:00
Our new campsite turns caravanning on its head
Tue 20:14:46
"I thought it felt a bit sluggish on the motorway."
Tue 20:14:26
And just when you thought caravanning in Scotland couldn't get any worse some bastard starts playing the bagpipes.
Tue 20:13:13, edited: Tue 20:23:08
Phil swears it was an accident. Shame Sandra's mum was still inside, though.
Tue 20:11:32
Doh!mobile
Tue 20:11:03
"When I said I wanted to make love on the ceiling..."
Tue 20:10:13
"I knew we shouldn't have let Father Noel Furlong in, Dougal."
Tue 20:09:44
“We’re fully insured but Terry still hit the roof.”
Tue 20:08:03
That storm left a trailer destruction.
Tue 20:07:35
"No love, I can't find it anywhere. I've turned the place upside down."
Tue 20:07:14
At least he used his turn signal.
Tue 20:05:46
"Call the AA immediately!""How did you know I'd been drinking?"
Tue 20:04:54
This is a terrible movie, judging by the trailer.
Tue 20:03:48
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