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Today, Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters A, K and the number 47.
Today, Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters A, K and the number 47.
Al Overy
On her new single, Icelandic popstar, Bjork, duets with a camel. "It was really tough, getting my voice to blend in with the tuneless, guttural grunting. But am really pleased with the result." Said the camel.
On her new single, Icelandic popstar, Bjork, duets with a camel.
"It was really tough, getting my voice to blend in with the tuneless, guttural grunting. But am really pleased with the result." Said the camel.
stone face
"Im not sure Fukushima was the best place for a fishing holiday."
"I'm not sure Fukushima was the best place for a fishing holiday."
Stephen Bean
"I prefer the one on the right. She has lager tits."
"I prefer the one on the right. She has lager tits."
Troompa Loompa
Quick get him back hes having flashbacks to the day he spent with Michael Jackson in Neverland
Quick get him back he's having flashbacks to the day he spent with Michael Jackson in Neverland
Tony S
All the swans have got their heads stuck in the feeders again Bob.
All the swans have got their heads stuck in the feeders again Bob.
Tony S
Eight out of ten cats prefer recycled captions.
Eight out of ten cats prefer recycled captions.
Dave Bryan
♬ Shes a Van-eater
♬ She's a Van-eater
Karyn Harrison
"Shes out cold."
"She's out cold."
Ian Skelding
"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?"
"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?"
Al Overy
Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage.
Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage.
Al Overy
"Im afraid Ill have to leave it there as Im really bad at painting chairs."
"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs."
Al Overy
Thats him Dad, hes the frog that threatened me
That's him Dad, he's the frog that threatened me
Mark Wilson
"Mum, have you been putting my steroid powder down to kill the ants again?"
"Mum, have you been putting my steroid powder down to kill the ants again?"
stone face
Seconds later, Justin was chuffed to bits.
Seconds later, Justin was chuffed to bits.
Al Overy
"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin."
"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin."
Ian Skelding
Jack Knickerless
Jack Knickerless
Ian Skelding
“He was castaway on a remote island for years, his best mate is a volleyball, maybe we should’ve put him on light duties for a bit?”
“He was castaway on a remote island for years, his best mate is a volleyball, maybe we should’ve put him on light duties for a bit?”
C CaMel
The result of Dave ignoring the "Do not molest trees and shrubs" sign.
The result of Dave ignoring the "Do not molest trees and shrubs" sign.
Troompa Loompa
She served Bush for many years.
She served Bush for many years.
Vanessa the Guesser
...and who can forget Daves final words: "Jeez mate, for a big fella youve got a tiny penis."
...and who can forget Dave's final words:

"Jeez mate, for a big fella you've got a tiny penis."
James Lennox
This is a Nun-smoking area.
This is a Nun-smoking area.
Ian Skelding
"So officer, at first he started showing me these films, then he asked me to dress up as a horse, and started showing me unwanted attention. " "So when did you realise you were being groomed?"
"So officer, at first he started showing me these films, then he asked me to dress up as a horse, and started showing me unwanted attention. "

"So when did you realise you were being groomed?"
stone face
We came straight from the bridal shower.
We came straight from the bridal shower.
Tony S
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