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Dont forget, two centimetres.
''Don't forget, two centimetres.''
Dave Bryan
Its not just the very narrow fairway that makes the fifth hole so challenging for golfers.
''It's not just the very narrow fairway that makes the fifth hole so challenging for golfers.''
Dave Bryan
The Fowl and the Pussy-cat
The Fowl and the Pussy-cat
Stephen Bean
"So dad, hows that bad tooth of yours?" "Every bloody which way but loose son."
"So dad, how's that bad tooth of yours?"
"Every bloody which way but loose son."
John Glover
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.
Most of them were Trump lookalikes - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.
Molly R
"Can you tell me the quickest way to the loo, please?" "Are you walking or driving?" "Walking." "Its quicker if you drive."
"Can you tell me the quickest way to the loo, please?"

"Are you walking or driving?"

"Walking."

"It's quicker if you drive."
Al Overy
That famous scene from The Whining.
That famous scene from The Whining.
Al Overy
"Sorry guys, I cant eat any more. Im stuffed."
"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed."
Stephen Bean
"I really dont know where he got it from but its everytime hes about to take off hes got to point out the emergency exits"
"I really don't know where he got it from but it's everytime he's about to take off he's got to point out the emergency exits"
Chris Keegan
"Are you ok out there Dad? Sorry, I know its freezing but we dont have a choice with social distancing. Anyway, where do you keep your biscuits?"
"Are you ok out there Dad? Sorry, I know it's freezing but we don't have a choice with social distancing. Anyway, where do you keep your biscuits?"
The Wolf
Labradoodle
Labradoodle
Ian Skelding
I prefer live music.
I prefer live music.
C CaMel
"Im sorry Im late. I hit every traffic light on the way here".
"I'm sorry I'm late. I hit every traffic light on the way here".
Kenny Ireland
♫ Never store your superglue next to your eye drops ♫
♫ Never store your superglue next to your eye drops ♫
Stephen Bean
Looks like shes trying to drum up some business.
Looks like she's trying to drum up some business.
Chris Halliwell
"Just look at the state of you. Disgusting. I cant believe you got your nosed pierced"
"Just look at the state of you. Disgusting. I can't believe you got your nosed pierced"
Mark England
Just hand over the bananas and nobody will get hurt.
''Just hand over the bananas and nobody will get hurt.''
Dave Bryan
"I actually had a sex change after we had kids and I can tell you, its not easy being a trans parent"
"I actually had a sex change after we had kids and I can tell you, it's not easy being a trans parent"
The Wolf
Sex on the beech
Sex on the beech
Karyn Harrison
Sadmiral
Sadmiral
Mark England
Am I OK here, Vincent? Actually, Ive changed my mind. I think the painting will be better without you in it.
''Am I OK here, Vincent?''

''Actually, I've changed my mind. I think the painting will be better without you in it.''
Dave Bryan
WARNING Never sneeze with a face mask on.
WARNING Never sneeze with a face mask on.
Chris Keegan
Bird of pray
Bird of pray
Stephen Bean
"I have to send her out to get the groceries now since she told me that I couldnt drive anymore," said Prince Phillip.
"I have to send her out to get the groceries now since she told me that I couldn't drive anymore," said Prince Phillip.
Ian Skelding
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