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Only one year of OnAdventureWithDad? Somehow it seems like more.
Only one year of OnAdventureWithDad? Somehow it seems like more.
Al Overy
"According to my calculations youve spent 43 hours on caption.me this week. What have you got to say for yourself Dave?" "Have you seen how many votes I have?"
"According to my calculations you've spent 43 hours on caption.me this week. What have you got to say for yourself Dave?"

"Have you seen how many votes I have?"
Stephen Bean
"Do they normally play with those?" *Sigh* "Always."
"Do they normally play with those?"

*Sigh* "Always."
Al Overy
Puss in Beats
Puss in Beats
Troompa Loompa
…..…and he definitely will be if he eats that ‘decorative’ raw chicken kiev.
…..…and he definitely will be if he eats that ‘decorative’ raw chicken kiev.
Karen Oakenfull
The Devil Wears Pampers
The Devil Wears Pampers
Crunchy Chords
"Maam, Id like to help fix your flat tyre, but I believe travelling alone in a high octane 6.2 litre V8 truck, when you could be driving a small electric vehicle, carpooling, or using public transport, is totally irresponsible and endangers t...
"Ma'am, I'd like to help fix your flat tyre, but I believe travelling alone in a high octane 6.2 litre V8 truck, when you could be driving a small electric vehicle, carpooling, or using public transport, is totally irresponsible and endangers t...
James Lennox
On reflection, thirty quid does seem a bit cheap for a luxury spa weekend.
''On reflection, thirty quid does seem a bit cheap for a luxury spa weekend.''
Dave Bryan
Mummy, why doesnt this tit work? Because hes a lazy bastard.
''Mummy, why doesn't this tit work?''

''Because he's a lazy bastard.''
Dave Bryan
Pros and cons of having a Llama officiate at your wedding. Pros. Doesnt go on about religion. Doesnt dress in silly outfit. You can start snogging straight away instead of waiting for instructions. Cons. The marriage is...
Pros and cons of having a Llama officiate at your wedding.

Pros. Doesn't go on about religion. Doesn't dress in silly outfit. You can start snogging straight away instead of waiting for instructions.

Cons. The marriage is...
The Wolf
"Where on earth is the bow?" "At the front."
"Where on earth is the bow?"

"At the front."
James Lennox
Absolut beginner.
Absolut beginner.
Michael Winner
We are amused.
We are amused.
Chris Halliwell
Lets toast the winner!
Let's toast the winner!
Al Overy
There used to be nine members of staff until I let one go.
''There used to be nine members of staff until I let one go.''
Dave Bryan
"No sir, thats the umbilical cord, not his penis."
"No sir, that's the umbilical cord, not his penis."
Troompa Loompa
Archeologists reveal why very few escaped from the Pompeii disaster.
Archeologists reveal why very few escaped from the Pompeii disaster.
Karen Oakenfull
Assault and Battery not included
Assault and Battery not included
Stu Dent
Whoever made these is probably a master baker.
Whoever made these is probably a master baker.
Stephen Bean
Euston, we have a problem
Euston, we have a problem
Vivvy En
"Listen, I hear you mounted my cousin in your dining room! Now its pay back time!"
"Listen, I hear you mounted my cousin in your dining room! Now it's pay back time!"
Al Overy
Its unusual to see this duck on a river. It spends most of its time in Bath.
''It's unusual to see this duck on a river. It spends most of its time in Bath.''
Dave Bryan
The previous version had cauliflower ears.
The previous version had cauliflower ears.
Al Overy
"Darling, its too early!!!" - "Well Im not going to wait until shes 18, shell break the fu*king tree!!"
"Darling, it's too early!!!"
- "Well I'm not going to wait until she's 18, she'll break the fu*king tree!!"
Chris Keegan
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