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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him.
Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him.
Vanessa the Guesser
“Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can’t get out of his tardis.”
“Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can’t get out of his tardis.”
Stephen Bean
‘I’m more bashful than you’ ‘No, I’m the shyer horse’
‘I’m more bashful than you’
‘No, I’m the shyer horse’
Joe
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Dave Bryan
This is a difficult photo. How can I come up with a caption? Concentrate on the key words, Dave. Youll soon have it licked. Do you mean that? No, Im just saying it tongue in cheek.
''This is a difficult photo. How can I come up with a caption?''

''Concentrate on the key words, Dave. You'll soon have it licked.''

''Do you mean that?''

''No, I'm just saying it tongue in cheek.''
Dave Bryan
It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time.
It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time.
Tony S
Just leave it No, Im getting that pound coin out of that supermarket trolley
Just leave it

No, I'm getting that pound coin out of that supermarket trolley
Mark Wilson
Hello Mr Wolf can you tell the 3rd little pig we are going to be late with his delivery
Hello Mr Wolf can you tell the 3rd little pig we are going to be late with his delivery
Tony S
"No, gran! Your diabetes test was this morning. Please take your urine sample BACK TO THE BATHROOM!"
"No, gran! Your diabetes test was this morning. Please take your urine sample BACK TO THE BATHROOM!"
Al Overy
I name this ship Titanic. Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman? Just a feeling.
I name this ship Titanic.
Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman?
Just a feeling.
Tony S
The lower sign is for constipated bats
The lower sign is for constipated bats
Mark England
"Waiter, waiter theres a hare in my cabbage"
"Waiter, waiter there's a hare in my cabbage"
Glyn Evans
"What do you think of my tits?" "Theyre grrrrrreat."
"What do you think of my tits?"

"They're grrrrrreat."
Troompa Loompa
Dave, you could have chosen any girl in the world to be your wife. Why did you pygmy?
''Dave, you could have chosen any girl in the world to be your wife. Why did you pygmy?''
Dave Bryan
Suit Ted and Boo Ted
Suit Ted and Boo Ted
Tony Edwards
"Im sorry luv, but Noah said Im only allowed to bring one, and Nancys got better tits."
"I'm sorry luv, but Noah said I'm only allowed to bring one, and Nancy's got better tits."
James Lennox
Frosty the Showman
Frosty the Showman
Hercules Rockefeller
The men died from a double hart attack.
The men died from a double hart attack.
Al Overy
Where are you? Outside the Black Boy Hotel, Sarge. Dont try and be funny, Constable. Just call it the police station.
''Where are you?''

''Outside the Black Boy Hotel, Sarge.''

''Don't try and be funny, Constable. Just call it the police station.''
Dave Bryan
"This week, on I Married A Chiropractor..."
"This week, on 'I Married A Chiropractor'..."
Michael Winner
"Matrons Easter egg hunt gets harder every year."
"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year."
Stephen Bean
"Damn, I wish I used a frying pan instead of nutting him."
"Damn, I wish I used a frying pan instead of nutting him."
Ian Skelding
Clive Dunny
Clive Dunny
Troompa Loompa
Always check the dimensions when buying a model Taj Mahal on Ebay.
Always check the dimensions when buying a model Taj Mahal on Ebay.
Tony S
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