"Is that it?

I would have expected more from a dish called Revenge, not this luke warm crap you've accidentally fallen about the kitchen making and decided to serve up. Please take it away and fetch me at least a mediocre attempt at Revenge, if you're capable of it that is.

I really do hope this is down to you and you alone and not a group effort, otherwise the level of sheer incompetence would be gastronomic"

Glyn Evans