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High pressure job
29/08/23 7:13:15
"...and as we move into February..."
29/08/23 7:10:47
"Apart from Scotland...."
29/08/23 7:07:40
“And now over to the weather with Betty Swollocks.”
29/08/23 7:30:20
"And to think you may have been out there if it wasn't for the cost of living crisis"
29/08/23 7:22:46
"And most people south of here are going to find themselves sweating like a BBC presenter at an Operation Yewtree interview."
29/08/23 7:22:00
As temperatures hit record levels, the world's population buys in toilet rolls as a precaution.
29/08/23 7:17:24
“And summers will be even warmer in fuchsia.”
29/08/23 7:02:04
“I wish it would cool down, that colour clashes with my outfit.”
29/08/23 7:20:13
"And now to Scotland where the temperature is 8 and raining"
29/08/23 7:08:48, edited: 29/08/23 7:09:05
Fryday
29/08/23 7:01:00
''So don't take any notice of the 'cool and showery' forecast from that bitch Carol on the BBC.''
29/08/23 7:09:44, edited: 29/08/23 7:14:25
Hot flushes down south
29/08/23 7:02:50
"And if you're going on holiday in the next few weeks, the nearest destination with the strongest acid is Madrid."
29/08/23 8:30:16
The new Barbie film is producing record audiences across Europe
29/08/23 7:14:49
You cannot be cerise-ious
29/08/23 7:06:18
“The MET Office recommend getting Nanna’s will sorted on Thursday.”
29/08/23 7:03:15, edited: 29/08/23 7:04:49
"As you can see from this chart, I'm working from home and the damned kids got hold of the spray paint."
29/08/23 7:02:33, edited: 29/08/23 9:00:45
This is what you get for having Women weather forecasters. Instead of little sunshine’s how about we colour the map magenta?
29/08/23 8:21:32
Ukrainians laugh at this. You think this is hot, see what you think when you get hit by a Russian Thermobaric Missile.
29/08/23 7:48:41
"It's my first day in this job but apparently it's going to be nice across Europe today but you might need a jumper. I have it on good authority from my colleague Michael Fish."
29/08/23 7:13:44, edited: 29/08/23 7:16:15
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