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During Elton Johns Las Vegas residency, he never worked out why there was someone booing during Dont Let the Sun Go Down on Me.
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Glad You Remember Vote score: 2383Glad You Remember

During Elton John's Las Vegas residency, he never worked out why there was someone booing during Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me.

10/07/22 12:48:53

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2383Glad You Remember

"Makes me sick. What about mother/daughter and father/son marriage? Homophobe."

10/07/22 12:54:33

James Lennox Vote score: 11722James Lennox

Here mum's the bride.

10/07/22 13:15:20

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6614Tosser Wivlov

It got a big thumbs up from his son. All three of them.

10/07/22 13:03:46

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''I was staggered when I saw the bride. She must be old enough to be his mother.''

10/07/22 12:15:03

Al Overy Vote score: 13059Al Overy

"That is gross! What on earth is he thinking?"

"That's Raquel Welch's son."

"Oh... Fair enough then."

10/07/22 12:00:31

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

Friends with child benifits.

10/07/22 12:21:08

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1217Craig Eddsenior

He caught his mum masturbating with a carrot and thought 'Sh!t I was gonna eat that later and now it's going to taste like carrots"

10/07/22 12:02:34

Shirlie H Shirlie H

Fred won his bet after wearing the t.shirt all afternoon. He just wished he hadn't when he returned home and his Mum proposed to him.

10/07/22 19:29:10

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2383Glad You Remember

Well that's "something old" ticked off by default.

10/07/22 18:10:10

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

"Son I said keep it in your jeans."

10/07/22 12:17:08

Ryan F Vote score: 242Ryan F

"mummy's boy"

10/07/22 15:27:14

She's been working on him since a young age to turn him into the man she's always wanted him to beHer perfect man --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

Then I’ll get her body exhumed, thought Barry.

10/07/22 12:07:49

Al Overy Vote score: 13059Al Overy

"I told him not wear it but he would incest."

10/07/22 12:00:07

Madeline Charlton Vote score: 268Madeline Charlton

Well, I suppose t shirts make a change from apron strings...

10/07/22 15:23:49

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2383Glad You Remember

Love and marriage, love and marriage
With a fella from your undercarriage
If he's got a brother
They choose who shacks up with their mother

10/07/22 14:21:51

stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

Now in certain states it's illegal to have an abortion incase you're carrying your future husband.
And we all know how much sanctity Jesus puts on marriage.

10/07/22 12:55:54

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 257Nigel Marshall

The new sponsor seemed to deter the usual ‘Yellow Jersey’ athletes from leading the Tour de France.

10/07/22 12:21:51

stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

So your child can be your brother and his mother is also his grandmother...All normal fare in the Bayou

10/07/22 12:13:17

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''Nobody likes lumpy gravy, mate, but I think you're going a bit over the top.''

10/07/22 12:10:35

I was in the dog house recently because I’d said my late Mother was the best cook in the world. The Wife was not amused. --Neil Mackenzie
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12104Chris Keegan

Apparently her son is a mother fu£ker.

10/07/22 12:05:37

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12104Chris Keegan

It's a present from her son in law.

10/07/22 12:00:55

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