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During Elton John's Las Vegas residency, he never worked out why there was someone booing during Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me.
10/07/22 12:48:53
"Makes me sick. What about mother/daughter and father/son marriage? Homophobe."
10/07/22 12:54:33
Here mum's the bride.
10/07/22 13:15:20
It got a big thumbs up from his son. All three of them.
10/07/22 13:03:46
''I was staggered when I saw the bride. She must be old enough to be his mother.''
10/07/22 12:15:03
"That is gross! What on earth is he thinking?""That's Raquel Welch's son.""Oh... Fair enough then."
10/07/22 12:00:31
Friends with child benifits.
10/07/22 12:21:08
He caught his mum masturbating with a carrot and thought 'Sh!t I was gonna eat that later and now it's going to taste like carrots"
10/07/22 12:02:34
Fred won his bet after wearing the t.shirt all afternoon. He just wished he hadn't when he returned home and his Mum proposed to him.
10/07/22 19:29:10
Well that's "something old" ticked off by default.
10/07/22 18:10:10
"Son I said keep it in your jeans."
10/07/22 12:17:08
"mummy's boy"
10/07/22 15:27:14
Then I’ll get her body exhumed, thought Barry.
10/07/22 12:07:49
"I told him not wear it but he would incest."
10/07/22 12:00:07
Well, I suppose t shirts make a change from apron strings...
10/07/22 15:23:49
Love and marriage, love and marriageWith a fella from your undercarriageIf he's got a brotherThey choose who shacks up with their mother
10/07/22 14:21:51
Now in certain states it's illegal to have an abortion incase you're carrying your future husband.And we all know how much sanctity Jesus puts on marriage.
10/07/22 12:55:54
The new sponsor seemed to deter the usual ‘Yellow Jersey’ athletes from leading the Tour de France.
10/07/22 12:21:51
So your child can be your brother and his mother is also his grandmother...All normal fare in the Bayou
10/07/22 12:13:17
''Nobody likes lumpy gravy, mate, but I think you're going a bit over the top.''
10/07/22 12:10:35
Apparently her son is a mother fu£ker.
10/07/22 12:05:37
It's a present from her son in law.
10/07/22 12:00:55