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Dave wins least offensive MP of the week award.
03/07/22 12:08:56
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."Even Terminators have bad days.
03/07/22 13:17:36
"Hi Rich. Is that a double-barrelled surname?"
03/07/22 12:04:00
What to say...? Dave loves Michael Jackson's merch...
03/07/22 14:33:29
''Where do I change for Glasgow?''''Wherever you like, but if I were you I'd do it before I got off the train.''
03/07/22 14:08:54
#d#ot
03/07/22 12:07:48
One way ticket to A&E
03/07/22 12:01:37
Metro sexual
03/07/22 12:00:48
These boots are made for wokin'...
03/07/22 12:40:42
Dave wanted to identify as a woman on a train so he became a TransPennine person.
03/07/22 12:28:46
Desmond thinks...I need to complain to that dating agency. I said no one with glasses.
03/07/22 12:20:16
Even his knees are offensive
03/07/22 12:02:53
♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ And no, he never returned, no he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪
03/07/22 16:47:34
"That's not your colour."
03/07/22 13:02:31
Pigment of his imagination.
03/07/22 12:29:36
Tubeway Barmy.
03/07/22 12:12:57
When you visit your teen daughter at university and want to fit in.
03/07/22 12:10:45
"I'm also making a statement by going commando.""Next time, can you go shirtless instead?"
03/07/22 12:05:50