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''Why are you shooting people, pops?''

''I don't like Mondays.''

''It's Tuesday.''

''Well, I don't like f-cking Tuesdays either.''

17/05/22 20:22:38

“Hahahahahaha…..Er….I’d want you to buy me two Kalashnikov rifles, wear nothing but a pink mankini, and wheel me through the town, like we own the place, and scaring the shit out of everyone.”

6 months previous….
”Yeah but Grandad, you never know. What if I DID win or be in the top 3 at the Eurovision Song Contest, what shall we do to celebrate?” Asked Sam.

17/05/22 23:49:03

“Don’t like it.”
“Ok Andy, I’ll go back and get the Kalashnikov, what a kerfuffle.”

17/05/22 20:13:50

Pamela Manderson

17/05/22 20:10:45

Frustrated at the high number of able-ist transphobes, Bournemouth outreach ambassadors Jim and Crystal briefly experimented with a more aggressive strategy.

17/05/22 20:01:26

On Question Time tonight we ask 'is it time to admit that Eastenders has finally run its course?'

17/05/22 22:18:56

Now "A Brief History of Time" makes sense.

17/05/22 20:19:21

Putin: "You do not know our capabilities."

18/05/22 3:29:43

Butch Assidy and the Gundance Kid

17/05/22 23:01:17

Bonnie and Clyde

17/05/22 20:57:11

Doug's Pusher

17/05/22 20:19:11

"And together, they fight crime."

17/05/22 20:06:53

Who's the weirdo?
That's Albert, he was in the war and loves playing with guns.

17/05/22 20:02:08

"Drrrrraa Drrraaa pow! Pow! Say hello to my liitle friend, make my day punk, Drrraaa...
" Be quiet, Billy, you're drawing too much attention to us"

17/05/22 20:01:12