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Why are you shooting people, pops?  I dont like Mondays.  Its Tuesday.  Well, I dont like f-cking Tuesdays either.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 21431Dave Bryan

''Why are you shooting people, pops?''

''I don't like Mondays.''

''It's Tuesday.''

''Well, I don't like f-cking Tuesdays either.''

17/05/22 20:22:38

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2521Karen Oakenfull

“Hahahahahaha…..Er….I’d want you to buy me two Kalashnikov rifles, wear nothing but a pink mankini, and wheel me through the town, like we own the place, and scaring the shit out of everyone.”

6 months previous….
”Yeah but Grandad, you never know. What if I DID win or be in the top 3 at the Eurovision Song Contest, what shall we do to celebrate?” Asked Sam.

17/05/22 23:49:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28565Ian Skelding

“Don’t like it.”
“Ok Andy, I’ll go back and get the Kalashnikov, what a kerfuffle.”

17/05/22 20:13:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12564Al Overy

Pamela Manderson

17/05/22 20:10:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6143Crunchy Chords

Frustrated at the high number of able-ist transphobes, Bournemouth outreach ambassadors Jim and Crystal briefly experimented with a more aggressive strategy.

17/05/22 20:01:26

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6128Lucky Elperro

On Question Time tonight we ask 'is it time to admit that Eastenders has finally run its course?'

17/05/22 22:18:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5329Scrijjy Doo

Now "A Brief History of Time" makes sense.

17/05/22 20:19:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7825Greg Curtis

Putin: "You do not know our capabilities."

18/05/22 3:29:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

Butch Assidy and the Gundance Kid

17/05/22 23:01:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35754Tony Edwards

Bonnie and Clyde

17/05/22 20:57:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

Doug's Pusher

17/05/22 20:19:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9936Hercules Rockefeller

"And together, they fight crime."

17/05/22 20:06:53

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Who's the weirdo?
That's Albert, he was in the war and loves playing with guns.

17/05/22 20:02:08

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1056Craig Eddsenior

"Drrrrraa Drrraaa pow! Pow! Say hello to my liitle friend, make my day punk, Drrraaa...
" Be quiet, Billy, you're drawing too much attention to us"

17/05/22 20:01:12

 
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