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Next on BBC1, we trace the ancestors of Keith Harris and Orville in Toowit too who do you think you are?
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Next on BBC1, we trace the ancestors of Keith Harris and Orville in Toowit too who do you think you are?

11/05/22 20:24:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

For once captioneers are left stumped as to the whereabouts of the pussycat.

11/05/22 20:12:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 19616Mark England

"If you don't stop bothering me while I try to eat my Star- Nosed Mole, I'll eat you instead"

11/05/22 20:34:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

It was 'Bring Your Owl to Work Day' but I didn't have one and I was desperate to impress Sheila in Accounts. So, I went out to the nearest barn and invited an owl. It declined at first, muttering about rubbish canteen food. So I said 'Well, Owl, there are plenty of mouses to be found in offices.' The wise owl couldn't resist correcting me. 'Actually, the plural of mouse is MICE but okay, I'll come.'

11/05/22 20:47:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

"Welcome to the Owl Sanctuary and say hello to Fatty."

"If you don't mind me asking, where are all the other owls?"

"Erm..."

11/05/22 21:07:22

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

"Why don't you want to go outside in the rain to kiss me, Mr owl?"
"Too wet to woo"

11/05/22 20:01:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

Hans Holbein to Henry VIII: "Your Majesty, I present to you a beautiful bird who will keep you up all night."

11/05/22 20:05:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"My bird like's me to teasel her."

Thu 0:57:39

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

"What's your favorite band?"

"Who"

11/05/22 20:39:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

"Will you please stop pestering me about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

11/05/22 20:05:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6003Crunchy Chords

"You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
We are The Porg."

11/05/22 20:01:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

*Knock knock*

"Good day to you, Sir. Can I interest you in a lovely bird of prey at a reasonable price?"

"Didn't you read the sign? NO HAWKERS!"

11/05/22 20:00:12

 
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