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Next on BBC1, we trace the ancestors of Keith Harris and Orville in Toowit too who do you think you are?

11/05/22 20:24:02

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For once captioneers are left stumped as to the whereabouts of the pussycat.

11/05/22 20:12:21

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"If you don't stop bothering me while I try to eat my Star- Nosed Mole, I'll eat you instead"

11/05/22 20:34:50

It was 'Bring Your Owl to Work Day' but I didn't have one and I was desperate to impress Sheila in Accounts. So, I went out to the nearest barn and invited an owl. It declined at first, muttering about rubbish canteen food. So I said 'Well, Owl, there are plenty of mouses to be found in offices.' The wise owl couldn't resist correcting me. 'Actually, the plural of mouse is MICE but okay, I'll come.'

11/05/22 20:47:53

"Welcome to the Owl Sanctuary and say hello to Fatty."

"If you don't mind me asking, where are all the other owls?"

"Erm..."

11/05/22 21:07:22

"Why don't you want to go outside in the rain to kiss me, Mr owl?"
"Too wet to woo"

11/05/22 20:01:57

Hans Holbein to Henry VIII: "Your Majesty, I present to you a beautiful bird who will keep you up all night."

11/05/22 20:05:25

"My bird like's me to teasel her."

Thu 0:57:39

"What's your favorite band?"

"Who"

11/05/22 20:39:51

"Will you please stop pestering me about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

11/05/22 20:05:10

"You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
We are The Porg."

11/05/22 20:01:04

*Knock knock*

"Good day to you, Sir. Can I interest you in a lovely bird of prey at a reasonable price?"

"Didn't you read the sign? NO HAWKERS!"

11/05/22 20:00:12