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There is evidence that the US has penetrated Putins inner circle.
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Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

There is evidence that the US has penetrated Putin's inner circle.

15/04/22 9:27:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12057Chris Keegan

For goodness sake! Leave poor Phil Collins alone!!

15/04/22 9:15:06

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So that's why he can't dance! --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

Vlad The Impaled

15/04/22 8:13:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8806C CaMel

A pencil, a ruler and an examination.

15/04/22 8:18:12

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Think 'examination' would be better. --Al Overy
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

“It was a pity Mr and Mrs Putin hadn’t used the rubber.”

15/04/22 8:12:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Most leaders lead from the front. Putin has lead in the rear.

15/04/22 8:04:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7178Karyn Harrison

When Senokot doesn't do the trick ...

15/04/22 13:28:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5339Scrijjy Doo

Number 2 Pencil

15/04/22 8:30:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

Pencil pusher

15/04/22 8:09:24

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

Needs 2B removed from orifice.

(Nod to 635937, Thu 8:24:41)

15/04/22 9:04:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12592Al Overy

That'll put some colour in his cheeks.

15/04/22 8:33:45

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

Ukraine is doing its best with a limited selection of missiles.

15/04/22 8:17:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Putinocchio, the story of the President whose butt plug grew longer every time he lied.

15/04/22 8:12:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

The pencil is mightier than the sword.

15/04/22 8:03:59

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Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

Yes. Make him stationary.

15/04/22 9:05:28

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20244John Llamas

“ …………. nothing to see here, he was just having a little trouble drawing the Russian border again”

15/04/22 9:04:13

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

Penocide

15/04/22 9:01:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''Do you think he died of natural causes?''

''No, it looks like there's been a Crimea.''

15/04/22 8:50:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

His secretary had had enough of his dictation

15/04/22 8:49:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

His pencil had a mind of its own as it ruined his apostrophe and destroyed his colon

15/04/22 8:25:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Thats why he's called Putin. It's a request.

15/04/22 8:08:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17350Dan Nicholls

Mmmm write in there.

15/04/22 8:05:45

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''I sat on it by mistake.''

''That's what they all say.''

MOSCOW GENERAL HOSPITAL A & E DEPARTMENT

15/04/22 8:02:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12592Al Overy

There had been no movement for over a week, so Putin tried to 'work it out' with a pencil.

15/04/22 8:00:45

 
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