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Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

The way the owner described it I thought it would be a lot bigger

22/02/22 8:17:30

Maybe it's because of the cold water. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Members only

22/02/22 8:00:18

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

La pissine

22/02/22 8:20:58

In this instance French letters are important. --Tosser Wivlov
stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

"I didn't like the size and shape of our new pool. But after a few gentle strokes it grew on me."

22/02/22 9:34:10

Mark England Vote score: 19983Mark England

"We had to stop the topless sunbathing. The pool kept turning 180 degrees"

22/02/22 8:38:08

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

"Everywhere I look...something reminds me of him..."

22/02/22 11:09:10

stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

"Should I wear a cap?

"Up to you, but I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from a dick shaped pool."

22/02/22 8:30:29

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

Wet Willy

22/02/22 8:24:33

stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

This morning I swam three lengths and one girth..

22/02/22 8:36:29

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

The Gland Budapest Hotel

22/02/22 8:01:04

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14208Mr Dome

It's not that impressive. I always wake up with a massive cock in the morning. Unfortunately it's my husband

22/02/22 8:22:07

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14208Mr Dome

I expected it to be full of little swimmers

22/02/22 8:12:52

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6614Tosser Wivlov

The builders misunderstood. I had asked for a large circle sized pool.

23/02/22 10:26:44

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

"They cleared everyone out. Some guy had a huge stroke."

22/02/22 11:54:36

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''Someone throw a lifebelt! Tina's in touble. She's gone down again.''

22/02/22 8:14:53

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