super vote: ( left this week)
This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over
“I know it makes us look busy but I do think we should call the Coroner now.”
09/02/22 8:07:03
"That's 3 days you have been there now lads , I really don't think those girls are coming back from the toilet."
09/02/22 8:16:09
''Have you been waiting long?''
09/02/22 8:11:38
“I told you the kippers should’ve been eaten by the 6th.”
09/02/22 8:09:31
"Tell the chef I don't think Novichock is a herb or spice after all."
09/02/22 8:04:42
Switching to De-caf perhaps wasn’t a good idea in the morning.
09/02/22 8:42:14
''Come on, Jane, let's eat somewhere else. It's dead in here tonight.''
09/02/22 8:09:24
"Tina when they said they wanted the works they meant the full English breakfast so get out from under the table."
09/02/22 8:13:46
"Don't mind them. It's just the Narcoleptics Society's Coffee Morning"
09/02/22 8:13:44
"Damnit, Dave, what have I told you about storing your strychnine in a tomato sauce bottle?"
09/02/22 8:01:32
Coma Dine with Me
09/02/22 8:01:23
Asleep at the meal
09/02/22 8:01:12
"Have they had a memorable drunken night out?""No, one of them put the Brit awards on his phone".
09/02/22 10:39:43
"Those poor civil servants. They've just come from a meeting at downing street and it must've been intense because they look bloody knackered."
09/02/22 8:21:08
With 2 glasses of water and a cup of tea it was safe to say our wild days were over
09/02/22 17:30:36
Anyone wishing to eat in Tony's Cafe has a death wish!
09/02/22 16:50:18
Looks like Anon has been extolling the virtues of captioneering again.
09/02/22 14:16:16
"We're young! We're free! We are who we wanna b..zzzzzzzzzzzzz."
09/02/22 10:32:05
It turns out that not everyone likes Caption.Me cat photos.
09/02/22 8:46:06
*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*"TIMMY. Come back to our table at once and put Daddy's hair clippers back in the bag. Honestly I can't take you anywhere. Look what you've done to that poor man's chin."
09/02/22 8:39:21
How to deal with unruly customers--Rohypnol.
09/02/22 8:28:43
"Three Cosbys, coming right up."
09/02/22 8:26:43
"On second thoughts, I don't think I'll have what they're having."
09/02/22 8:14:39
"Thanks but I'll skip the ricin pudding."
09/02/22 8:12:11