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“I know it makes us look busy but I do think we should call the Coroner now.”
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

“I know it makes us look busy but I do think we should call the Coroner now.”

09/02/22 8:07:03

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

"That's 3 days you have been there now lads , I really don't think those girls are coming back from the toilet."

09/02/22 8:16:09

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''Have you been waiting long?''

09/02/22 8:11:38

Would you like some Narcan with your coffee? --SHA SHA
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

“I told you the kippers should’ve been eaten by the 6th.”

09/02/22 8:09:31

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

"Tell the chef I don't think Novichock is a herb or spice after all."

09/02/22 8:04:42

Try a slice of our Death by Novichoklate cake.  --Glyn Evans
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13350Neil Mackenzie

Switching to De-caf perhaps wasn’t a good idea in the morning.

09/02/22 8:42:14

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''Come on, Jane, let's eat somewhere else. It's dead in here tonight.''

09/02/22 8:09:24

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

"Tina when they said they wanted the works they meant the full English breakfast so get out from under the table."

09/02/22 8:13:46

Mark England Vote score: 19983Mark England

"Don't mind them. It's just the Narcoleptics Society's Coffee Morning"

09/02/22 8:13:44

Make mine a narcopepsi --Glyn Evans
James Lennox Vote score: 11723James Lennox

"Damnit, Dave, what have I told you about storing your strychnine in a tomato sauce bottle?"

09/02/22 8:01:32

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Coma Dine with Me

09/02/22 8:01:23

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10070Hercules Rockefeller

Asleep at the meal

09/02/22 8:01:12

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6200Lucky Elperro

"Have they had a memorable drunken night out?"

"No, one of them put the Brit awards on his phone".

09/02/22 10:39:43

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Those poor civil servants. They've just come from a meeting at downing street and it must've been intense because they look bloody knackered."

09/02/22 8:21:08

Mark Wilson Vote score: 4674Mark Wilson

With 2 glasses of water and a cup of tea it was safe to say our wild days were over

09/02/22 17:30:36

Madeline Charlton Vote score: 268Madeline Charlton

Anyone wishing to eat in Tony's Cafe has a death wish!

09/02/22 16:50:18

John  Glover Vote score: 22601John Glover

Looks like Anon has been extolling the virtues of captioneering again.

09/02/22 14:16:16

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6200Lucky Elperro

"We're young! We're free! We are who we wanna b..zzzzzzzzzzzzz."

09/02/22 10:32:05

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2383Glad You Remember

It turns out that not everyone likes Caption.Me cat photos.

09/02/22 8:46:06

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

"TIMMY. Come back to our table at once and put Daddy's hair clippers back in the bag. Honestly I can't take you anywhere. Look what you've done to that poor man's chin."

09/02/22 8:39:21

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

How to deal with unruly customers--Rohypnol.

09/02/22 8:28:43

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

"Three Cosbys, coming right up."

09/02/22 8:26:43

James Lennox Vote score: 11723James Lennox

"On second thoughts, I don't think I'll have what they're having."

09/02/22 8:14:39

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

"Thanks but I'll skip the ricin pudding."

09/02/22 8:12:11

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