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Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

Croc of shit

13/01/22 8:01:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

“Bloody women, always leaving the lid down.”

13/01/22 8:14:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16467Dan Nicholls

Who ate the Toilet Duck?

13/01/22 8:01:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

When I first entered the loo
I didn't actually need to poo
But when I clocked the croc by chance
I screamed and fairly shat my pants

13/01/22 8:00:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21150Stephen Bean

"What's up love? I'm pretty sure you said I should reptile the bathroom."

13/01/22 8:00:45

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"It could have been lizards or turtles." --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 15277The Wolf

Crocodile Dunnydee.

13/01/22 8:00:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''What's that crocodile doing in your bathroom, Jane?''

''Probably a number one. He's been a bit constipated recently.''

13/01/22 8:16:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22199John Glover

The Germans will do anything to reserve a space.

13/01/22 13:37:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3463Willie Johnson

That moment when you've got the sh!t scared out of you but nowhere to put it.

13/01/22 9:58:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21150Stephen Bean

One Million Years W.C.

13/01/22 8:10:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

A common sight in Florida bogs.

13/01/22 8:00:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21150Stephen Bean

A loo gator

13/01/22 8:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12584Neil Mackenzie

This is the Caimans you want the Caiwomans next door.

13/01/22 18:56:30

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1598alexandra ball

I heard you've been constipated lately.

13/01/22 9:18:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15277The Wolf

"It's like he can sense the Turtle's Head."

13/01/22 8:57:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10175James Lennox

"That's the last time I have wildebeest vindaloo."

13/01/22 8:36:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16467Dan Nicholls

I don't like the new laxative you got babe.

13/01/22 8:00:25

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It only works if you still have a butt. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

It's no wonder the bathroom's not been cleaned in years

13/01/22 8:59:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 3740Tony S

"I'm glad to see you and the neighbours have made it up after that incident with them not returning your shoes. They have just text to say they have left you a pair of crocs as a replacement"

13/01/22 8:22:07

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"Ok! Ok! I get it. I'll leave the toilet seat down from now."

13/01/22 8:19:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8574C CaMel

“Attenborough’s getting on a bit so we bring them to his preferred location nowadays.”

13/01/22 8:08:04

 
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