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"Do you have anything on display that is long and thick?"  "Yes guys, this one..."  "OH MY GOODNESS! Are you sure this is the Socks Museum?"
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Do you have anything on display that is long and thick?"

"Yes guys, this one..."

"OH MY GOODNESS! Are you sure this is the Socks Museum?"

13/01/22 12:39:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20750Dave Bryan

''That was amazing, Bill. I haven't seen so many pricks since I last went to one of Boris's parties.''

13/01/22 12:22:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Good morning Sir and Madam. Cocks and balls on this floor. Tits and fannies on first floor. Anal play and water sports on the second floor and extreme bondage on the top floor."

"Sorry, could my wife just use your toilet?"

13/01/22 12:12:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Ivan, do you want to look at the Clitoris exhibit?"

"The what exhibit?"

13/01/22 12:01:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Do you think there's a rear access to this museum"

"Stop with the hints, Dave. The answer is still no."

13/01/22 12:02:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Well that was an interesting experience wasn't it dear? How about we go back home and I'll hang you from the ceiling by your nipples?"

"Ok love. But we need to be done by 7.30, Coronation Street is on tonight."

13/01/22 12:25:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 4877Tony S

"Are you sure this is the care home those nurses uniforms seem a little small."

13/01/22 12:21:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8768C CaMel

“Bloody audio guide is £3 a minute!”

13/01/22 12:10:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11247James Lennox

"Darling, I must confess, when you weren't looking I slipped into the glory hole exhibit."

"Oh, so that's why it felt so familiar."

13/01/22 14:33:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

“Ok Betty. There might be some things in here that may shock you.”

“Don’t worry, Ted. I can vaguely remember what an erect penis looks like.”

13/01/22 12:00:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20750Dave Bryan

''You may as well donate it, Bert. You haven't used it for over twenty years.''

13/01/22 12:00:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

“Gerald, when I said I wanted to see Fanny today, I meant my sister.”

13/01/22 12:00:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11747Al Overy

"Dearie me, Dennis, I'm all wet!"

"Great!"

"From the rain, Dennis!"

13/01/22 13:17:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11747Al Overy

"Do you know, Tom, I haven't been to the Essex Museum since I was a little girl! I wonder if it's changed much..."

Later: "It's exactly as I remembered!"

13/01/22 12:00:38

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6537Tosser Wivlov

Pay with your card. Well save our coins in case they have a grab machine.

13/01/22 21:19:03

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

'Come again.'

13/01/22 12:13:59

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

New members welcome..

13/01/22 12:13:10

 
Tony S Vote score: 4877Tony S

"What do you mean can we go now you have only been in 15 seconds and I not finished yet."

13/01/22 12:10:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9662Glyn Evans

"I hope it's not like that Tantric Sex Museum, that took forever."

13/01/22 12:07:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9683Hercules Rockefeller

"I think they spelled Wax wrong."

13/01/22 12:01:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22470John Glover

Mammary lane.

13/01/22 13:40:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11747Al Overy

After 60 years as living, interactive exhibits, Jean and Dan decided to finally close their doors. "It really hurts", explained Dan. "But some prescription painkillers and a haemorrhoid cushion and I'll be right as rain."

13/01/22 13:06:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9538Vivvy En

"...and don't be getting any funny ideas, Albert. It's still birthday and Christmas on a leap year."

13/01/22 12:35:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9662Glyn Evans

"This place gives me a headache"

13/01/22 12:26:57

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

"Oh here you go Doris, second floor, facials and cream pies. That'll be nice won't it."

13/01/22 12:21:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Do you think they have a cafe? I could murder a cup of tea."

13/01/22 12:16:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17588Vanessa the Guesser

"No need to buy a guide book, dear"

13/01/22 12:05:58

 
Molly R Vote score: 3501Molly R

"Isn't it lovely to be reminded, dear?"

13/01/22 12:01:56

 
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