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"Of course I put the handbrake on. Why do you ask?"
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"Of course I put the handbrake on. Why do you ask?"

Tue 12:01:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4297Mark Wilson

"Well Son it's been an adventure, first the car, then the bear taking Mum, and now my legs on fire"

Tue 12:17:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7329Greg Curtis

"Don't worry, son: Never again. Daddy's gonna be A PILOT..."

Tue 12:22:37

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"...for which terrorist organisation?" --Glyn Evans
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

He took the wrong tarn

Tue 12:07:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10188James Lennox

It was about this moment that Dave decided to give up kidnapping.

Tue 12:33:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

''You're right, dad, women are useless at parking cars.''

Tue 12:05:32

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

"...so, mum crashed the car into the lake and, when she floated, you realised she was actually a witch so we burnt her?"

"That's right, son."

"... OK, can I have marshmallows?"

Tue 12:01:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5860Lucky Elperro

In post-apocalyptic Britain the only survivers were Dave, his son JIm and their chauffeur, Boris Johnson.

Tue 20:33:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9210Glyn Evans

"Modern technology has failed us. We've been out here for five days and I'm considering eating my son..."

Tue 13:50:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

Male ponding

Tue 12:16:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 3802Tony S

"Not another f@cking accident."
"Is mum pregnant again?"

Tue 12:04:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11228Chris Keegan

I seriously believe this is a photo that every man should look at before considering marriage.

Tue 12:04:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9140Hercules Rockefeller

Trying to teach your son how to drive can be difficult at first.

Tue 12:01:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16468Dan Nicholls

Van Dam

Tue 12:00:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

''Dad, don't you think we should pull mum out of the car?''

Tue 12:00:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12592Neil Mackenzie

Mummy’s just dipping the headlights.

Tue 18:29:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22203John Glover

"It's alright darling, mummy was from the Indian culture and would have wanted to go this way."
(nod to 12.01.39 )

Tue 15:17:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8872Vivvy En

"Is your vehicle amphibious?"
"It's a Lagun- ARRRH!"

Tue 14:39:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

"Don't worry. Mom's got airbags."

Tue 14:26:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

Pond Scum

Tue 13:48:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1599alexandra ball

Don't draw attention to it, I need the insurance money.

Tue 13:46:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27153Ian Skelding

“The Van’s brook down.”

Tue 13:45:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34950Tony Edwards

He didn't expect the holiday with his son to crash and burn.

Tue 13:06:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"Maybe you wouldn't have pressed the wrong pedal dear if you hadn't insisted on wearing that ridiculous chicken costume all the time!"

Tue 12:46:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34950Tony Edwards

On misadventure with dad

Tue 12:35:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

"Son, is that your nappy I can smell or are we sitting next to a load of bear shit?"

Tue 12:27:26

 
Molly R Vote score: 3308Molly R

"Daddy, where's the tent gone?"

Tue 12:24:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4297Mark Wilson

"They shoot the Top Gear series around here somewhere"

Tue 12:19:27

 
Tony S Vote score: 3802Tony S

I said set up a creche so you can look after kids.

Tue 12:14:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15301The Wolf

"Excuse me, sorry to interrupt your family photo but could you help me out of the car please? Honestly, that Mr Bean and his Mini are getting right on my tits."

Tue 12:06:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

Jean-Claude's Van. Damn!!

Tue 12:05:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11228Chris Keegan

The day didn't get any better. Moments later the camera fell off the tripod into the fire....

Tue 12:01:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16797Vanessa the Guesser

"Honey, that's how I shrunk the kids"

Tue 12:01:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16468Dan Nicholls

Wish you were here babe.

Tue 12:00:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

After Del Boy's unfortunate watery demise and a short period of mourning, Rodney and Damien were inspired to launch 'Trotter's Independent Waders' selling boots for all eventualities. They went on to become millionaires.

Tue 12:00:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5818Kenny Ireland

"Yes Dear. I know that I checked for leaks in your bike tyres like that, but..."

Wed 5:37:14

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6369Tosser Wivlov

Don't make me laugh, of course the fire is far enough away from the river. The Thames is tidal this far up.

Tue 18:56:38

 
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