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Ive warned you girls before about playing chicken on busy roads.
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''I've warned you girls before about playing chicken on busy roads.''

Tue 8:10:15

 

Hen party

Tue 8:00:08

 

"OK girls now let's go get some cock."

Tue 8:05:35

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They were looking for some cock, but all they could find was a come sock. --Willie Johnson

“I think I’ve been doing veganuary too long.”

Tue 8:20:40

 

“Give that pig a blanket and let’s call it Christmas.”

Tue 8:03:27

 

"You're honour, while my client freely admits he was drunk when he mowed down these four individuals, I suggest the charge should not be that of Murder, but only Roadkill"

new entryTue 20:29:30

 

“Is this some kind of joke?”

Tue 8:16:27

 

When Paul McCartney left Wings.

Tue 8:15:18

 

I don't know why we do these gigs, were only paid a poultry amount.

Tue 12:17:13

 

PLOD'S WEEKLY - Page 3: Big-breasted babes receive a helping hand

Tue 11:44:23

 

“Coq au van, 4 dead, back to the studio.”

Tue 10:03:20

 

"You won't believe it, I was driving down Long Lane and four birds dressed as chickens were crossing the road"
- "You think that's odd, I was there yesterday and saw a zebra crossing, I recon a steam roller went straight over those poor blokes inside"

Tue 10:01:52

 

Birds custody

Tue 8:19:29

 

Cluck the Police

Tue 8:11:32

 

"Why did the chickens cross the road?"

"To get to No.10's lockdown fancy dress party."

Tue 8:02:10

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"Why did the chickens cross the road?" "To get the flock out of the house." --Willie Johnson

They don't want to be called birds and yet they dress like this.

new entryTue 13:58:42

 

"Make way for the %ucklings."

Tue 12:24:12

 

I can't decide which one of the Beatles had the best legs

Tue 11:39:42

 

Police stop protest march with well positioned banana skins

Tue 11:33:10

 

Cluck Click Every Trip

Tue 10:26:59

 

"This is the strangest identity parade I've ever seen. What are they accused of for God's sake?"

Tue 9:13:59

 

The Birdie Throng

Tue 9:06:23

 

"I'm going to have to ask you to comb quietly."

Tue 9:01:13

 

Poultry farmer, Dave, always enjoyed dressing the chickens himself.

Tue 8:35:44

 

Flappy Road

Tue 8:18:22

 

♪ Every breast you take ♪

Tue 8:15:48

 

That inner city farm was rubbish all they had was 4 chickens and a pig.

Tue 8:15:21

 

Dress Down Fryday

Tue 8:12:35

 

"Chooks away!"

Tue 8:12:18

 

Looks like Tina from Doncater and her friends got laid last night.

Tue 8:08:51

 

The eggs went over easy.

Tue 8:06:35

 

''I wish somebody would pluck me,'' said Tina Chicken.

Tue 8:06:15

 

Seagals

Tue 8:05:40

 

Racing Today was held up at Brands Hatch.

Tue 8:03:00

 

Jay walkers.

Tue 8:01:41

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Q: Why did the chicks cross the road?
A: Because they were chasing the Beatles.

Tue 8:00:55

 

Shortly afterwards they were mown down by a truck carrying a shipment of herbs. The jury concluded this was a serious case of road sage.

Tue 8:00:30

 

Police suspect fowl play.

Tue 8:00:11

 
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