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"Dont get her too stoned, we dont want her fast asleep when prince Andrew arrives."
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John  Glover Vote score: 22199John Glover

"Don't get her too stoned, we don't want her fast asleep when prince Andrew arrives."

09/01/22 13:59:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4295Mark Wilson

"Mr Walters, which bit of I'm from social services don't you understand?"

09/01/22 21:16:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10175James Lennox

"Relax, Martha, it's not a real cigarette, it's just a bit of weed."

09/01/22 12:24:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

“Where’s her brother?”
“Oh, he’s not well so we put him in his cot with a hot toddy.”

09/01/22 12:08:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Puff Daddy

09/01/22 14:45:14

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6366Tosser Wivlov

See honey, Daddy's research can be fun.

09/01/22 18:33:23

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6366Tosser Wivlov

Take her to the doctors in the morning Tony. She's been struggling to these Bensons down her.

09/01/22 18:30:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

“That’s it Carol, the more children we get smoking now the more taxes I’ll have to play with when I’m Prime Minister.”

09/01/22 12:45:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 3740Tony S

"This is why I deal with the kids as they reach puberty , the tampon doesn't go there."

09/01/22 12:43:56

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"Come on darling, you're nearly nine. Should be on at least ten a day by now."

09/01/22 12:04:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13147Mr Dome

As kids we were dragged up

09/01/22 17:28:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

"One day we hope she'll give up, but that's just a pipe dream."

09/01/22 13:51:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

Prepubenson and Hedges.

09/01/22 12:15:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 3740Tony S

Before the Internet Sunday afternoons for kids was 1 long drag.

09/01/22 12:08:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9203Glyn Evans

"If we get them when they're young, it'll stop them inhaling secondary smoke"

09/01/22 20:40:41

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1598alexandra ball

Joe, you'll ruin her good looks!
Relax Peggy, sure she's already landed a husband and 3 kids.

09/01/22 14:07:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34944Tony Edwards

Despite trying to start his stepdaughter smoking, he is very fondle of her.

09/01/22 13:05:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''You're not supposed to eat it, you stupid child.''

09/01/22 12:22:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 3740Tony S

"Does anyone know yet what effects this drug will have on children?"
"No but let's give it to her anyway."

09/01/22 12:04:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 3304Molly R

"Give it back to me, Dave, it's my last cigarette."

09/01/22 12:02:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Dot Cotton: Origins

09/01/22 12:01:31

 
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