
*DING DONG*
"This is a customer announcement. Could the man with the silly hair please piss off home? You're scaring the staff, the other customers, and the Bananas. Thank you."

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*DING DONG*
"This is a customer announcement. Could the man with the silly hair please piss off home? You're scaring the staff, the other customers, and the Bananas. Thank you."
I feel for the Bananas. The Bananas must have shit themselves the first time they saw hair, even though they don't have faces.
Actually thinking about it, we must stop the brutal treatment of Bananas worldwide. Did you know that Bananas get skinned before people eat them? Vegetarians and Vegans are sadists. Stop this cruelty now before it's too late!
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