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Why cant we go any faster, dad?  Theres probably a woman ahead holding up the traffic.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''Why can't we go any faster, dad?''

''There's probably a woman ahead holding up the traffic.''

03/01/22 8:21:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''Can you stop showing off and change the f-cking tyre?''

03/01/22 8:26:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9136Hercules Rockefeller

Dave was looking for a Jack, but a Jill would do just as well.

03/01/22 8:02:19

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It would be better with lowercase "jack", I reckon. --Molly R
John  Glover Vote score: 22199John Glover

Dave suddenly realised his life was in the balance.

03/01/22 21:20:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13148Mr Dome

Right hand down a bit, love

03/01/22 9:43:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"He took me for a spinach."

03/01/22 8:14:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27143Ian Skelding

“Someone’s had their Weetabix.”
“I don’t think so, she struggled a bit lifting that Lorry.”

03/01/22 8:03:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"When I asked if you fancied a lift.."

03/01/22 8:00:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27143Ian Skelding

“Traffic news, unusually very light today.”

03/01/22 8:29:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4295Mark Wilson

"It's okay Mr Traffic Warden, I can park anywhere my wife is a disability badge holder"

03/01/22 9:45:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6684Karyn Harrison

The strong arm of Dolores

03/01/22 9:01:18

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

The experimental Mini that ran on helium didn't last long, as it had to be tethered to a loved one.

03/01/22 8:36:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8864Vivvy En

"A Mini causing an obstruction, Officer? No sorry, haven't seen one."

03/01/22 8:35:58

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"Come on! All I said was 'Hey babe, d'ya fancy a lift'"

03/01/22 8:31:09

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"Quick! Brace yourself! I can see a parking space, I'll throw you in it."

Living with the Bionic Woman did have its benefits, especially in the January sales.

03/01/22 8:23:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"She's my gaulfriend."

03/01/22 8:19:49

 
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